Namekimania 2011

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Recoome: The following is a non-profit fan-based parody. DragonBall, DragonBall Z, and DragonBall GT are all owned by FUNimation, Toei Animation, Fuji TV, and Akira Toriyama. Please support the official release.

"Well let's see what is going to happen to you, Recoome." Oscar said.

We open on Namek where Vegeta had just executed Guldo from the previous episode.

Gohan: You really saved us, Vegeta.

Krillin: Yeah... You totally pulled our butts out of the fire there. Really showed that Team Three Star spirit...!

Vegeta: They'll never find your body...

"Yeah because Vegeta will just blast you into dust, Krillin." Emerald said.

Gohan: I feel a little sorry for those guys. They just lost their teammate. They must be devastated.

"Do they really??" Mercury asked doubtful.

Jeice: So... when was the last time you had to.. you know?

Weiss rolled her eyes. "Of course they're not bothered by the loss of their comrade."

Recoome: Three weeks.

Jeice: Bloody hell! Three weeks?

Winter groaned in disgust. "Oh goodness, I do not even want to know what they are talking about." 

"Same." Weiss and Whitney said in unison.

"What are they talking about?" Ruby asked confusingly.

"You DON'T want to know!" Summer, Tai, Raven and Qrow said as a warning.

Burter: I did it on the trip here.

Sienna groaned with discomfort. "That's even more disgusting."

Adam pinched the bridge of his nose. "These humans and their disgusting habits."

Recoome: Recoome didn't even have enough room in his pod.

Jeice: (notices Guldo's corpse) Oy...! Oy, is that Guldo over there? Is he dead?

Blake furrowed her eyebrows. "You've just now noticed his dead body?"

Recoome: How tragic...

"Really?? That's all you have to say??" Harriet asked in disbelief.

Marrow shook his head. "These guys are supposed to be a team."

Elm nodded. "Yeah, couldn't they at least pretend to feel sorry for the loss of their teammate?"

"I'm afraid not." Vine stated.

There was a short pause.

Burter: (extremely quickly) Not telling the captain! 1-2-3, not it!

Recoome: Not it!

Jeice: Not it... Aww, wankers...

"Well, I guess this is the reaction to expect with Guldo." Nora said shrugging.

"I figured." Ren said sighing.

"I feel bad for Guldo. He'd deserve better." Jaune said sighing.

"SANJOU!! GINYU TOKUSENTAI!!" Opening Sequence

We then come to Vegeta staring at Recoome, who is the next in line to fight Vegeta.

"Welp, time for the ultimate showdown between Prince Vegeta and the wrestler Recoome." Nora said smirking.

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