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We open with Piccolo and Frieza exchanging blows in midair.
Frieza: To think your race had the ability to produce such capable fighters. I'm surprised I hadn't destroyed you sooner.
Piccolo: And to think your race has the ability to produce such whiny bitches. I'm surprised anyone can take you seriously. (He kicks Frieza in the face).
"Yeah you tell him Piccolo!" Nora said nodding.
"The tie definitely has changed in the heroes favour." Pyrrha said with a nod.
Vegeta: Wait a damn minute, something's wrong here.
Gohan: Huh?
Vegeta: Back on your planet, the Namek couldn't even stand up to Nappa. Yet here he is now, taking on Frieza. In his second form!
"It's called a 'power boost,' Vegeta." Mercury said rolling his eyes. "Something that you should know."
"He probably didn't know that he fused with Nail in order to get it." Emerald said.
Neo nodded. "Now that he has it, he can take on Frieza now."
Gohan: What do you think happened?
Vegeta: Well, either Frieza hit me so hard I'm in a delusional coma, or...
Gohan: Or?
Vegeta: Power levels are bulls**t!
"It took you that long to realize that, Vegeta?" Adam deadpan.
"Yeah, they really are as some get so huge it is really irrelevant." Roman said nodding
"So just forget about seeing how power levels will affect a fight cause they will be wrong." Watts said.
Season 2 Opening Sequence
We come to Piccolo charging at Frieza and engaging him in a brawler lock.
Nail: (Wow, you're really kicking his ass.)
Piccolo: (thinking) Oh, you're still here.
Yep, you should be glad you have company, Piccolo." Ruby said smiling.
Nail: (Yeah, I've just been watching you knock this guy around. Kinda bored...wishin' I had something to do. You got any ideas?)
Piccolo: (thinking) Now is not the time!
"Yeah, Piccolo is busy dealing with Frieza here, Nail." Weiss said nodding.
"And distracting him is only gonna make it worse." Blake said in agreement.
Piccolo fires an eye blast at Frieza, stunning the latter for a brief moment, and then kicks him in the face before punching him in the stomach.
"Those laser eyes were so cool!" Yang cheered in amazement.
Gohan: Piccolo's actually standing up to him, Krillin!
Krillin: I don't believe it... We may actually win!
Vegeta: Yeah, that's just, uh, great... If you'll excuse me, though, I've, uh, gotta... Bye! (powers up and flies off).
Adam scoffed at the Saiyan prince ditching his allies. "Coward."
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RWBY reacts to Dragon Ball Z Abridged- Season 2
ActionRWBY and a few other characters will reacting to the second season of DBZ Abridged.
