Life in Slender-Mansion

Waffles!!!

Seven and Toby: WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shyanne: Huh? *rubs eyes sleepily*

Seven and Toby: WAFFLES!!!!

Slender: Children! Calm down. Sally is still asleep upstairs.

Jeff: Why is everyone yelling. God it's loud.

Annabeth: Toby and Seven found waffles and are freaking out because they're taking so long in the oven.

Jeff: Oh. *opens drawer in kitchen and grabs a knife sharpener and starts sharpening his knife in his hand.*

Toby and Seven: WAFFFLLESS!!!!!!!!

Ben: What the hell?

Toby: *evil glare.* WAFFFLLEEE!!!!

Ben: Okay, okay.

Sally: *walks in.* Can I have some waffles, Seven?

Seven: MYYY PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

Sally: Okay. Nevermind then. =/

Seven and Toby: *screaming happily.* THHEEYY'RREE DOONNEE!!!!!!!!! *grabs waffles and starts pouring syrup and grabs sugar jar and starts pouring sugar.

Ben: *snickers*

Seven and Toby: *stop pouring* what, Ben?

Ben: Nothing. *holds up Ipod.* Just a really funny Vine.

Sally: What's a Vine?

Shyanne: *pats Sally's shoulder* Just a online website that-

Ben: Is really funny?

Shyanne: I was going to say that has ignorant videos of people doing really stupid stuff for popularity.

Sally: What sort of stuff?

Ben: Like this: *shows Sally a video of some kid texting, then walks into a flag pole.*

Sally: *starts cracking up laughing.*

Seven and Toby: *bites into waffles.* UGGHHH!!!!!!!!!

Ben: *starts laughing his ass off.*

Toby: *angrily to Ben.* WHAT DID YOU DOOOO???!???!!!!!!!!

Seven: Here Sally. You can have my waffles. *pushes waffles to where Sally is sitting.*

Sally: *takes bite of a waffle.* Eww! It tastes salty!

Everyone: *looks at Ben.

Ben: What?? What are y'all looking at me for? I didn't do any-

Slender: *facelessly glares at Ben.*

Ben: Well.... I might have switched the sugar and salt containers when you guys weren't looking....

Seven: *frozen with pure horror on face.* What?????

Toby: I'M GONNA KILL YOUUU!!!!!!!

Ben: *running toward front entrance; still laughing.* Umm. I think someone beat you to it...

Toby: Then I'll kill you again!!!

Slender: *grabs Toby.* Really?

Toby: *whinning.* But! But! He stole the s-sugar. And he replace-d it with sa-salt! And. And! He tricked me and S-seven!

Slender: I'll take care of him. *teloports and find Ben at the edge of the woods.*

Ben: *panting.*

Slender: that was a very stupid thing to do, child.

Ben: But it was funny! It was really funny! You gotta admit that.

Slender: *hesitated* It was not near as funny as you believe it was. Ben?

Ben: Yes? *chuckles*

Slender: Your in trouble.

Ben: *wide eyed.* O-O Bu-

Slender: No video games for... *considers punishment.*...two days.

Ben: Wait! what?! But all I did was prank them! I won't live without my video games! That's like telling Masky to live without cheesecake!!!!!

Masky: *in the distance.* DID SOMEONE SAY CHEESEECAAKKEE!??!!!?!

Ben: see!

Slender: You prank them, you deserve to take any punishment without argument.

Ben: But that's not even freaking fair What the hell, man!

Slender: First of all, LANGUAGE! Second of all, you deserve your punishment! So come on! Your lucky I didn't put you in the pool! *grabs Ben with a tentacle and teleports into the living room.