[One thing I wanna say, bc I forgot to say before they left, is that Jeff and Jane did not go on the trip bc Jane iz due the month their in Florida, sorz for the spoiler alert. I am actually sorry....what is happening to me???]
*early, early morning and everyone is just beginning to wake up.*
Shy: *raises head off of an asleep Ben's shoulder. whispers.* Slendy?
Slender: Yes, child?
Shy: Are we still in Tennessee?
Slender: *shakes head.* Almost in Atlanta.
Annabeth: ATLANTA AS IN WHERE THE WALKING DEAD TAKES PLACE?!???!
Everyone: *sits up in excitement when hearing that.*
Slender: Ummm.....I guess?
Shy: ATLANTA GEORGIA, IS IT ATLANTA GEORGIA???????
Slender: *nods.*
Shy and Annabeth: *start to fangirl.*
Annabeth: *stops fangirling.* That.... was....weird.
Shy: *still fangirl.* Oh my fucking god!!!! They drove up this inner state!!!!
Slender and Seven: Language!
Shy: *shakes head.* Oh my god!!!! This is so fucking awesome!!!!
Seven: Language!
Shy: This! Is! Soooooo! Awesome! *faints.*
Ben: Well that took long enough...
Shy: *regains consciousness and points out the window.* That! Is! The! Hospital! That! Beth! Was killed at!
Annabeth: Wow..... This is amazing.
Shy: *starts fangirling again.*
Ben: Oh here we go again....
Shy: Don't judge me!!!!!
Slender: A little too late, don't cha think, child?
Shy: *still fangirling.*
LJ: *appears and speaks really fast:* Lickthelollypop. *disappears.*
*bus becomes silent.*
Annabeth: What the actual fuck was that?
Seven: *scold.* Language!
Annabeth: Whatever.
Sally: He had candy and he didn't give me none! *pouts.*
Shy: Don't use a double negative!
Everyone: You don't want his candy!
Ben: *to Shy.* Wait.... That's what you were concerned about? *raises an eyebrow at her.*
Shy: *hisses at him.*
Ben: *puts his hands up innocently and turns back to his dead iPod.* RIP my iPod. It was a good iPod-
Shy: Let's have a funeral for it!
Everyone: I'd rather not.
Shy: You're no fun!
Sally: Lickthelollypop! *giggles.*
Shy: Oh god, she has a new catchphrase...
YOU ARE READING
Life in Slender-Mansion
HumorLife in slender- mansion. It cray cray. Just saying. ⚠WARNING⚠ THIS BOOK CONTAINS LANGUAGE, MILD CRUED HUMOR, AND SOME MILD VIOLENCE THAT MAY NOT BE SUTIBLE FOR SOME PEOPLE. THANK YOU!
