Eight: *taking the quiz Shyanne did about which male creepypasta protects her.* Oh god no! Shyanne! Help me!
Shyanne: *looks over and sees that Eight got Slenderman. gasps.*
Eight: Help! I DON'T LIKE SLENDY!
Shyanne: *cries.* Get that off there! It's burning my eyes!
Eight: OUT OF ALL THINGS!
Shyanne: *still crying.*
Ben: *walks in.* OH MEH ZALGO! THE HORROR!
Eight: I KNOW! DON'T SHOW SLENDY THOUGH!
Slender: *walks in.* Hey.......what the fuck is that?!
Shyanne: Too late...
Eight: NOTHING HELL WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME!? *stomps out real mad.*
Shyanne: *teleports to Eight's room.*
Eight: Geez, why does everything bad happen when Ben's around?
Shyanne: At least Ben wasn't here when you took the quiz and got him.
Eight: Yeah, I took the quiz twice to get a different answer.
Shyanne: *nods.*
Eight: *smiles.* I LUV this quiz. *shows Shyanne the quiz showing that Jeff "protects" her.*
Shyanne: *nods.*
Eight: Please don't tell Jeff.
Shyanne: I won't.
Eight: Hopefully it's true.
Shyanne: Thank Zalgo that Ben isn't here. He would totally snitch. And ya know what I would tell him?
Eight: Hmm?
Shyanne: *smiles demonically.* Snitches get stitches.
Ben: *bursts through the door.* I'M HERE!
Eight: Get the hell out, now.
Shyanne: Ben! Go away! This is girl talk!
Ben: Oooo. Really? *sits down on the bed beside them.*
Shyanne: *pushes him off the bed and gives him a kiss.* Can you go now please?
Ben: *nods and walks outside into the hallway and starts doing the happy dance.* She kissed me! She kissed me! She kissed me!
Shyanne: *closes and locks Eight's door and sits back down on Eight's bed.*
Eight: Looks like he likes you.
Shyanne: Nahhhhhh.
Eight: You like him, he likes you.
Shyanne: What are you implying?
Eight: You two should date. Duh.
Shyanne: I-I don't know.
Eight: I'll ask him for you.
Shyanne: No.
Eight: Then you ask him.
Shyanne: No!
Eight: What's it gonna take?
Shyanne: I don't know.
Eight: Okay, I'll do it.
Shyanne: No!!!!!
Eight: Too late. Ohh Bennnn!!!!!! *walks out of her room.*
Shyanne: *faints.*
Eight: *walks outside without Shyanne knowing.*
Shyanne: *still uncounsious.*
Eight: Hopefully no one will ask about Shyanne.
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Life in Slender-Mansion
HumorLife in slender- mansion. It cray cray. Just saying. ⚠WARNING⚠ THIS BOOK CONTAINS LANGUAGE, MILD CRUED HUMOR, AND SOME MILD VIOLENCE THAT MAY NOT BE SUTIBLE FOR SOME PEOPLE. THANK YOU!
