Cats

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Shyanne:I love cats!!!!

Ben: *not paying attention.* Cool.

Shyanne: *grabs his controller.* Are you even listening to me?

Game: GAME OVER

Ben: Nooooo!!!!!!!

Shyanne: I said I love cats.

Ben: So do I. Your point?

Shyanne: Look outside.

Sally: *running around outside catching random cats.* KITTYS KITTYS KITTYS!!!!

Ben: Oh my fluffing Zalgo. It is literally raining cats.

Toby: B-but is it raining
t-tacos?

Clocky: Really? *laughs.*

Toby: Yeah, really.

Ruby [her story goes along with Annabeth's]: Oh. My. Gosh. They're so fluffy!

Annabeth: *smiles evilly.* They won't be for long. *tries to run outside.*

Jeff: *grabs her arm.* Yeah, I wouldn't advice that. Sally would rip you in half.

Ruby: I'd help her!

Annabeth: *rolls her eyes and sits down on the couch.* What ever.

Ben: *looks at Shyanne.* Am I high again?

Shyanne: If you are, then we all are.

Ben: I'm sorry I got you all high.

Everyone: ?????

Shyanne: That's not what I'm saying.

Ben: Oh. Never mind then.

Silver Moon: *comes out of the kitchen holding a gray milkshake.* Oh my guerd. *drops milkshake.*

A Cat: *escapes Sally's grasp and runs inside. starts licking up the melted ice cream.*

Silver Moon: *pouts about her milkshake spilling.*

Hoodie: *laying on the couch reading on his phone. looks at Shyanne.* This really is a cool book- *looks outside.* Holy. Shit. Are those cats?! 0·0

Seven: Yup. But T-tobs wishes it w-were tacos.

Toby: I-I never said t-that!

Masky: How the hell is it raining cats?

Everyone: *looks at Shyanne.*

Shyanne: I wanted a kitty-cat.

Hoodie: Nah.

Jane: I think their kinda cute. *laughs.*

Jeff: *raises an eyebrow at her.*

Jane: *shrugs.*

Masky: I would've preferred dogs-

Shyanne: Nobody cares!

Hoodie: gaw.

Shyanne: I don't like dogs. If you do, go make it storm them yourself.

Masky: sheesh.

Shyanne: Sorry.

Slender: *walks in.* Am I still high?

Shyanne: *double facepalm.*

I literally have nothing better to do.

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BIIIIAAAA!!!!!

Word Count: 335

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