Seven: I absolutely adore AOT!!!!!
Ruby & Annabeth: Love it!!!!
Shyanne: Yassssss!
Seven: Hanji is amazing!!!
The other girls: Yasssss!!!!
Shyanne: Definitely.
Sally: What's that?
Seven: AOT? Attack on Titans.
Sally: Is it a tv show?
Ruby: Yea
Sally: Can I watch?
Girls: *look at each other.*
Silver Moon: Umm…I don't think so, Sally.
Sally: uwww. *pouts.*
Shyanne: *gets down to Sally's level. whispers.* Wanna know what you can do?
Sally: *nods excitedly.*
Shyanne: You can go get Ben, and you can play dress up with him a lot, and give him hair extensions, and do his make up. Then show us. It'll be like a genderbend.
Sally: *giggles.* Really?
Shyanne: Yup with high heels, and hair curlers……*trails off*……things like that.
Sally: Yay!!!!! *dances around happily.*
Shyanne: *pats her head and gets up.*
Sally: *runs over to Ben, and grabs his arm and starts pulling him up the stairs to her room.*
Ben: *terrified.* What did you tell her she could dooo!!!??????
Shyanne: *mouths.* You'll see.
The Girls: *sit down on the couch and can hear screams from Sally's room.*
Ben: OH MY ZALGO!!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO WAX MY ARMS??!??!?? ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THIS??!? AHHHHHHH!!!
Silver Moon: This will be interesting.
Ben: MY ARMPITS TOO????!!!
OWWW!!!!
Seven: Omg.
Annabeth: This will be so much of a show I don't think we even need to watch Attack on Titans.
Ruby: It would just be out screamed by Ben.
Jeff: *comes in because of the screaming.* Someone's causing pain without me! Who is it?
Shyanne: *laughs.* I told Sally she could do a genderbend on Ben so we could watch our show, but now we're just gonna wait and see how this "show" turns out.
Jeff: I have to see-
Ben: OH MY GOD, SALLY! WHY ARE YOU SHAVING MY LEGS??!??
Sally: *yells back.* SO YOU'LL LOOK NICE IN YOUR MINI SKIRT!!!!!!
Jeff: Oh. My. Fucking. God. I have to stay and see this. *pulls phone out.*
Ben: WHY THE HAIR EXTENSIONS????!!
Sally: SO WHEN I CURL YOUR HAIR IT'LL LOOK NICE.
Silver Moon: Ohmyguerd.
Ben: SALLY! STOP LAUGHING THIS ISN'T FUNNY! ON MY GOD! SO NOW I HAVE TO WEAR MASCARA?????
Sally: YUP!
Ben: NOT THE RHINESTONE EYESHADOW!!!!! WHERE'D YOU EVEN GET THAT?
Sally: FROM JANE!
Jeff: Whattttttt????? Jane uses rhinestone eyeshadow?
Shyanne: That's new to me.
Ben: HOT PINK LIPSTICK??? REALLY??????
Silver Moon: *dying from laughter.*
Seven: *dead from choking on a waffle from laughing too hard.
Ruby: *looks at a Seven.* How does that even work.
Ben: THIS SHIRT IS SO SPARKLY. WAIT, WHAT ARE THOSE ORANGES FO-OHMYGOD, REALLY SALLY?!???!?
Annabeth: Well…
Shyanne: Was not expecting that.
Sally: *walks into the living room.* Come on Ben!!!!
Everyone: *gets cameras on theirs phones ready.*
Ben: *walks in wearing a sparkly pink shirt that says GAME on it, a purple mini skirt to match. long, curly blond hair came down yo his shoulders, and he was wearing pretty high heels.
Everyone: *jaws drop.* OH. MY. FLUFFING. ZALGO.
Toby: *walks in not thinking. looks up at Ben. chokes on waffle.*
Jeff: *dying of laughter.*
Toby: *dead.*
Sally: I call this masterpiece "Benna".
Shyanne: Ohmyfuckinggod.
Slender: *walks in holding groceries. sees "Benna". drops groceries.* I'm just going to stop buying food. *walks away.*
Shyanne: Lolz. *gives Ben a helium balloon.* Here. Breathe this in.
Ben: *does what he's told. sounds like a chipmunk.* OhmyZalgo! I sound like a girl.
Sally: What I did to you is perminet.[I can't remember how to spell that.]
Ben: *still talking like a chickmunk.* Squee! What!
Sally: Jk.
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Life in Slender-Mansion
HumorLife in slender- mansion. It cray cray. Just saying. ⚠WARNING⚠ THIS BOOK CONTAINS LANGUAGE, MILD CRUED HUMOR, AND SOME MILD VIOLENCE THAT MAY NOT BE SUTIBLE FOR SOME PEOPLE. THANK YOU!
