Shyanne: Oh meh guerd!!!!!
Eight: What?
Shyanne: I took one of those stupid made up creepypasta quizzes.
Eight: *laughs really hard.* You took one of those!
Shyanne: It was to see which male creepypasta character protects me.
Eight: *laughs even harder.* I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'll calm dow- *starts laughing again.*
Shyanne: *glares at Eight.*
Eight: *stops laughing.* Okay, sorry. So who "protects" you?
Shyanne: It told me Ben does.
Eight: *silent.*
Shyanne: What?
Eight: It's just....that he...does.
Shyanne: No he doesn't.
Eight: Okay. Think what you want to think. So why'd you react the way you did?
Shyanne: The picture.
Eight: Lemme see.
Shyanne: Okay, he's shirtless. *shows her the picture.*
Eight: *looks at the picture.*
Shyanne: *cough.* Sexy. *cough, cough.*
Eight: *throws up.*
Shyanne: Hey! That's mean!
Ben: *walks in.* Hey, what are you guys talking about?
Both: NOTHING!!!!
Ben: Oh c'mon. Let me see what you guys are looking at.
Both: NOOOOO!!!!!
Shyanne: *hides tablet.* NEVER!!! *hisses.*
Eight: *runs away.*
Shyanne: TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!! *jumps on Eight's back.* INTO THE HORISON, THUNDERBOLT!!!!
Eight: Okay, okay. I'll admit it to you, Ben. SHYANNNE HAS A MASSIVE CRUSH ON YOU! *turns to Shyanne.* GET OFF OF ME!
Shyanne: NUH UH! *kicks Eight's side.* I SAID INTO THE HORISON!!!
Ben: Okayyyyy. I'm gonna go now I guess. *slowly backs up then runs away.*
Eight: Let's gooo! *starts running.*
Shyanne: *accidentally drops her tablet.* NOOO!!!!
Ben: *runs and grabs tablet.* Now I can see what...... *looks at the pic.* I....um.... I think I look sexy. *laughs.* So you do have a crush on me, Shyanne?
Shyanne: NUH UH!!!! RIDE INTO THE SUNSET! OH GOD! YOURE TOO SLOW! *get off of Eight's back and runs.*
Eight: I told you, Ben.
Ben: .........
Eight: Ben! Are you okay?
Ben: *fainted.*
Eight: Um, okay then. *walks away.*
Ben: *gets up and smiles. dreamily:* She likes me.
This is Ben giving you the outro.
She is still running; without her tablet.
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Life in Slender-Mansion
HumorLife in slender- mansion. It cray cray. Just saying. ⚠WARNING⚠ THIS BOOK CONTAINS LANGUAGE, MILD CRUED HUMOR, AND SOME MILD VIOLENCE THAT MAY NOT BE SUTIBLE FOR SOME PEOPLE. THANK YOU!
