Shyanne: *rolling around in the couch.* Ughhhhh.
Ben: *playing video game.* What?
Shyanne: I'm bored!
Ben: *turns off video games and sits down on the couch beside her.*
Shyanne: *sighs and flops down in one place.* It's too hot to even do anything.
Chris, Seven, & Eight: *walk into the living room.*
Eight: Hey Shyanne, didn't you and Ben....you know....kiss?
Chris: *freezes.* WHAT!?!
Seven: WH-WHATTTT!!!!!????!
Shyanne: *blushing.* No!
Eight: You know it happened, Shyanne. Don't lie.
Shyanne: No! Nothing happened!
Seven: *mind blown.* TH-THE W-WORLD!
Eight: *glares at Shyanne.* COME ON, SHYANNE! YOU CAN TELL THEM YOUR SECRET!
Shyanne: *points at Eight.* SHE KISSED JEFF!
Seven: *faints.*
Eight: No! It's the other way around, dummie.
Shyanne: NUH UH! YOU TWO KISSED!
Seven: EIGHT KISSED JEFF. AND SHYANNE, YOU KISSED BEN! I CAN TELL YOU'RE LYING BY YOUR EYES.
Shyanne: I did nothing of the sort!
Eight: COME ON I LET YOU TELL MY SECRET! I LOOKED THROUGHT THE KEYHOLE AND VIDEO IT CAUSE I KNEW YOU WOULD LIE!
Annabeth: *comes in innocently.*
Shyanne: ANNABETH! EIGHT KISSED YOUR BROTHER!!!!!
Annabeth: *faints.*
Eight: *glares at Shyanne.*
Shyanne: She has a right to know who here brother kissed! Just like she has a right to know that Jeff and Jane are expecting! *covers mouth and gasps.*...I wasn't supposed to say that.....
Eight: What?
Seven: E-expecting w-what?
Shyanne: Nothing.
Seven: *STARTS FREACKING OUT* I can do experiments on it and and and m-more and fin-find out th-things.
Eight: *grabs shyanne be shirt* TELL ME I WANNA KNOW RIGHT NOW OF KNIFE TO YOUR THROAT AND I WILL PULL YOUR EYES OUT WITH MY KNIFE ONE BY ONE.
Shyanne: Its nothing, r-really.
Eight: TELL ME *puts knife at her left eyes* tell me now or left eye gone.
Seven:* RUNS IN THE MANSION SCREAMING* J-JANE IS IT A BOY GIRL WHAT WHAT WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT!
Shyanne: Awe shit... *teleports to her room.*
Masky:What?
Eight: *teleaports to shyannes room.* please I won't get mad at you TELL ME NOW PLEASE I WILL DO ANYTHING!
Jane: YOUR NOT EXPEREMENTING ON IT!
Shyanne:
Their...um...expecting...ya..know....
Eight:nwhat do you mean?
Seven: *bounceing up and down asking if she can experiment in it.*
Shyanne: *teleports again.*
Jeff: *whispers to Jane.* How the fucking shit dose she know?
eight: SHYANNE *teleports where shyanne is.* please I will do anything.
Shyanne: Um...I...
Eight: Please.
Seven: P-PLEASE I-I BEG O-OF Y-YOU.
Shyanne: *teleports.*
Eight: *teleports where shyanne is again.* SPIT IT OUT PLEASE.
Seven:J-JANES GONNA H-HAVE A-A B-BABY!
Shyanne: *teleports again.*
Eight: *teleports to shyanne.* come on please I won't get mad at you.
Shyanne: Seven just said it.
Seven: ANNABETH! JANES GONNA HAVE A CHILD!
Annabeth: *just regained counsiousness. faints again.*
Eight: Whatsoever. So I don't care what's up with that.
Seven: Sh-she i-is.
Eight: Wait. Who with?
Seven: J-Jeff I th-think.
Eight: Shyanne?
Shyanne: Biiaaaaa, you guys. *teleports again.*
Eight:*teleports where shyanne is agian.* Who's she having it with shyanne?
Shyanne: *teleports again.*
Eight: *teleports to shyanne I'm not gonna stop until you tell me.
Shyanne: *teleports.* Chris! Help meh! *teleports again.*
eight: *begs shyanne.* please tell me. stop teleporting.
Shyanne: Its...um...its jeffs.
Eight: Wow. okay. thanks for telling me. *walks back to the mansion.*
Shyanne: Please don't do anything you'll regret later! *teleports.*
Eight:*walks in mansion crying walking to room.* Shyanne, don't worry about me doing anything that I will regret.
Shyanne: *teleports to Eight's room and gets there before her.*
Eight: *walks in room.* Shyanne? What you doing in here?
Shyanne: *red tears of simpify in her eyes.* I thought you might need a friend.
Eight: Yeah thanks. *looks out her window.*
Shyanne: *looks out the window as well.* Ugh! Why is he even outside. *teleports to Eight's room.*
Eight: I'm gonna go outside anyway *teleports on tree.*
Shyanne: *teleports to the tree. looks down and sees jeff talking with Jane, covers Eight's eyes and puts ear buds in her ears and listens.*
Jeff: So, um....since, ya know.....
Jane: The baby?
Eight: Shyanne what are you doing!!!! *falls out of tree cause can't see.*
Jeff: Yeah.....I talked to Slender- *hears noise but ignores it.* And...um. He said I had to do this. *gets on one knee.*
Shyanne: re-covers Eight's eyes and turns the music up.*
Jane: OhmehZalgo! Yes...yes!
Jeff & Jane: *go inside.*
Shyanne: *uncovers Eight's eyes and turns off the music.*
Eight: What just happend? Yeah I think I'm not okay. *passes out.*
Masky: is she okay?
Shyanne: No, she isn't. Shit. *grabs her arm and teleports them to Eights room.*
Eight: I'm totally fine. *walks outa room and runs into a room door and falls.*
Maskey: *whispers to Shyanne.* she ran into jeffs door.
Shyanne: *hisses under her breath.* I. Hate. Jeff. *one eye clicks to red and demonically smiles.*
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Life in Slender-Mansion
ComédieLife in slender- mansion. It cray cray. Just saying. ⚠WARNING⚠ THIS BOOK CONTAINS LANGUAGE, MILD CRUED HUMOR, AND SOME MILD VIOLENCE THAT MAY NOT BE SUTIBLE FOR SOME PEOPLE. THANK YOU!
