Life in Slender-Mansion

Back From Forever {jk}

Seven: *kicks down the door.*

Annabeth: Hey!!!! We're back!

Zero: From what? Forever?

Shyanne: ya, riggghhhhtttt.

Annabeth: We were just on a killing spree.

Jeff: Must of been the longest killing spree yet.

Annabeth: Whatever.

Seven: MASKY!! We brought you cheesecake!

Masky: YAY!!! Thanks you!

Shyanne: Oh, and Ej?

Ej: Yes??

Shyanne: Here's some fresh, free kidneys. *hands him kidneys.*

Ej: Oh meh gued! Yasss! Thanks!

Shyanne: Welcome.

Clockwork and Toby: *are on couch making out.*

Seven, Shyanne, and Annabeth: Oh. My. Zalgo.

Toby: *stops kissing Clockwork.* Oh h-hey, sis.

The 3 Girls: Ticciwork! Ticciwork! Ticciwork!

Clockwork: *laughs.* Whatever. *starts kissing Toby again.*

Slender: *walks in.* Haaiii you guys! So I thought we'd try again with the cookou- *sees Toby and Clockwork. drops groceries.*

Toby and Clocky: Oh hey, Slendy.

Slender: *walks away.* Never mind. Just, just nevermind.

Ben: *pauses video game.* Hey, Shyanne.

Shyanne: Um, hi, Ben. *looks confused because he is addressing her specifically.*

Jeff: *from the kitchen.* MASKY! LISTEN TO ME!!!!!

Masky: *screams.*

Seven: *hears Masky and starts running to the kitchen.* Oh my Zalgo! Masky are you okay?!

Masky: *crying.* He stabbed my cheesecake!!!

Seven: Oh, it's okay, I'll buy you some new cheesecake.

Masky: But he was my friend!!

Seven: ............

Masky: And now he's a cherry flavored coat rack!!!

Seven: ............

Toby: *from living room laughing.*

Jeff: *opens freezer, takes out Toby's waffles, gets knife ready.* Oh, Tobbbyyyy..

Toby: *too [clears throat] busy...to...um... care.* What Jeff?

Jeff: *starts repeatedly stabbing waffles and waits for Toby's reaction.*

Toby: *holds chest.* Oh meh Zalgo! It's like you stabbed my heart!

Jeff: *laughing his ass off. grabs one of Ben's video games and gets ready to stab it.* Oh, Bennnn.....

Ben: *for once smarter than Masky and Toby, {or actually being smarter than anyone}. I'm not falling for that! *runs to kitchen, grabbing Jeff's knife, and making him stab himself. laughs demonically.* Hoew does it feel to be stabbed by your own knife? Huh? Huh?

Shyanne: *sits down on the couch.* Well then. *turns on tv.* Eh. Look what's on! *smirks [I couldn't find a place to say that it's Pitch Perfect, sorry].*

Hoodie: Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Clocky & Toby: *still making out.*

Sally: *staring at them wide eyed.* Umm... Sissy? *tugs on Shyanne's sweater sleeve.*

Shyanne: What? *sees that her sister is watching Toby and Clocky make out.* Okay, girly girl. Isn't about your bedtime?

Sally: How about a tea party instead?

Shyanne: *wonders how she she's getting sucked into this again and decides not to gothrough with this alone.* Sure, baby girl. *looks at the girls who are as bored as she is.* Annabeth, Seven, Zero. C'mon.

Zero: *groans.* What are you getting us into?

Seven: Tea party, Zero.

Zero: Okay.

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Annabeth: Sally?

Sally: Yes Princess Annabeth?

Annabeth: Um...yeah. Anyways, this tea is really good. Where'd you get it?

Sally: My latest victim.

Zero: High five gurlfriend! *high fives Sally.*

Seven: You shoulda kept them captive and forced them to make you tea.

Sally: I should have. I wasn't thinking much about that then. Now that I think about it, I should have considered that.

Jane: *walks in.* It's about time to go to bed, see you in the morning!

Hey peeps!
Well...
This has been an...odd chapter.
Yeah...

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Alright,
See ya!

Btw,
Word Count: 567 words {lolz}