Slender: *parks in front of a McDonald's.* Someone needs to go in and get all of us food. *looks at Shy.*
Shy: Why me??? Why can't we all just go in and ask for food, Scottsville doesn't have that many police officers anyway. *crosses arm hard-headedly.*
Slender: Because-
Ben: Eh, this is Kentucky we're talking about.
Slender: No. Okay? Shy, will you please go in and get all of us cheeseburgers and fries, etc.
Ej: Glad I packed me some kidneys...
Shy: Fine, but you all owe me.
Annabeth: Just go on in and get us food, I'm starving.
Shy: *rolls eyes and walks in; doesn't know how many cheeseburgers and fries.* Um.... *to cashier.* Thirty cheeseburger and fry combos with cokes.
Cashier: Th-thirty?
Shy: Yeah, I'm with a group of people.
Cashier: Um....okay.... *tells cook how many.*
Shy: *rolls eyes and pulls out cell phone and text Eight to come in and help carry them back to the bus.*
Eight: *comes in and helps.* I can't believe you ordered thirty combos....
Shy: Well I didn't know how many....
Slender: *if he had a face he'd be buggeyed.* How many did you order?!
Shy: Thirty. Now can we get everything settled and get out of here? This toiwn gives me the creeps....
Annabeth: *bursts out laughing.* You're s creepypasta and a little town gives you the creeps?! Whahaha!!!!
Shy: *rolls eyes and kicks the back of her seat.*
Annabeth: *shuts up.*
Slender: I will agree with you, Shy. This place has something odd about it....
Annabeth: *buggeyed.* You're creeped out by this place?!
Slender: I said this place is odd, I didn't say I was scared.
Annabeth: Oh. *takes a cheeseburger.*
Sally: *asleep.*
Ben: *about to conk out; takes a cheeseburger.*
Shy: *takes a medium fry and sips on her Coke.*
Seven: Are we gonna go yet?
Slender: Yeah, but we'll need to stop at a gas station. *starts engine and drives to a mintmart.*
Shy: *sees a buzzed stranger walk toward the bus, unbuckles Sally's seatbelt and pulls her down below the window and unbuckles her own and does same. pulls Ben down.*
Ben: *whispers.* What is it?
Shy: There's someone out there...
Ben: Okay....
Slender: *halfway through filling up the gas tank, sees the stranger and unplugs the gas thingimigig and gets back in the bus.*
Seven: Wh-what is i-it?
Slender: Everyone, get down.
Everyone: *doors as directed.*
Slender: *drives away as fast as possible.*
Sally: *wakes up.* Sissy, why is everyone on the floor?
Shy: Shh....
Sally: .....
Slender: Okay, you can get back up now.
Everyone: *does as directed again.*
Shy: *buckles Sally back in before rebuckling herself in.*
Ben: *rebuckles his seatbelt.* Shy?
Shy: Hmm?
Ben: Do you have any devices that you would be okay if I played on; all of mine are dead.
Shy: *holds up a DS.* All I have is this crappy DS.
Ben: *takes DS.* Thank you!
Shy: Um..okay. *starts reading The Thief of Always.*
Half of Everyone: *asleep.*
Hoodie: I'm bored.
Seven: *half asleep, hisses and slaps him.*
Masky: Um...okay then...
Ej: *eating kidneys.*
Firefly: *bored out of her mind.*
Annabeth: *iPod dies, switches to music on tablet.*
Shy and Ben: *playing Bloody Knuckles.*
Shy: *wins.*
Ben: Owww!!!
Shy: *laughs. looks out window.* Tennessee.
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Life in Slender-Mansion
HumorLife in slender- mansion. It cray cray. Just saying. ⚠WARNING⚠ THIS BOOK CONTAINS LANGUAGE, MILD CRUED HUMOR, AND SOME MILD VIOLENCE THAT MAY NOT BE SUTIBLE FOR SOME PEOPLE. THANK YOU!
