Shyanne: *rolling around on the ground.*
Seven: Ben! What'd you do!!????!
Ben: Hey! I'm innocent this time!
Shyanne: MORE! DARES! *still rolling around on the ground.
Seven: *looks at Ben.* Okay. You're off the hook....
Ben: Fweeew!
Seven: ...this time.
Ben: O.o *pulls Shyanne up off of the ground.* Okay. Tell us about these dares and who wrote them.
Bigdreams: *reappears and glares at Ben.* So we meet again, elf.
Annabeth: I'm beginning to like her more and more.
Ben: Oh god, it's you.
Bigdreams: *laughs evilly.* Oh, I have a very...special...dare for you.
Ben: Oh no.
Bigdreams: Oh yes. Soo, I'll do your dare first. Ben, I dare you to go without video games for a month.
Ben: *jaw drops.*
Slender: *comes in with a plow.* Here we go. *smiles and pushes all of Ben's video games outside into a huge safe, and closes the door and locks it.
Ben: *collapses on the floor and breaks down crying.* MEH BIIAABBIIEEEESSSSS!!!!
Silver Moon: Wow.
Shyanne: *tries to comfort him.*
Ben: *hisses and tries to scratch her.*
Shyanne: Oh...*jumps away.* Shit! *gets scratched.* Oww!
Bigdreams: Okay, my next dare is for Jeff. Go play dress up with Sally.
Sally: Yay! *turns to Jeff.* Come play with me. *laughs demonically.*
Jeff: *backing away.* Umm, no thanks. *looks at Bigdreams.* Have you seen what she's done to Ben?!?
Bigdreams: *smiles evilly and nods.*
Jane: *pushes Jeff up the stairs and into Sally's room.* Have fun!
Shyanne: Wow, why'd you do that?
Jane: He pissed me off earlier, so this is my revenge.
Jeff: *screams.*
Bigdreams: Ummm...Okay, last dare. I dare Seven and Masky to break up.
Seven: *hugs Masky really, really tight. hisses.* N-NEVER!
Masky: I....I can't breath!
Seven: *stops hugging him as tight.* S-sorry.
Masky: I...*catches his breath.*...I thought you shipped us!
Seven: Y-yeah!
Bigdreams: *shrugs.* I wanted to see your reactions.*
Seven: *gasps.* H-how d-dare y-you!
Masky: We. Are. Not. Breaking. Up. Got it?
Bigdreams: Yup. See ya!
Everyone Else {besides Sally and Jeff}: BIAAAAA!!!!!
Jeff: Help!
Bigdreams: Not gonna happen. Bye! *teleports away.*
Shyanne: Um, I'm tired. *falls onto the couch.* Ben! Carry me to meh room!
Ben: *still crying.*
Shyanne: Ugh. *falls asleep on the couch.*
Ben: *now gets up, picks her up bridal style, and takes her up to her room.*
Shyanne: *wakes up.* What da fuq, Ben?! *slaps him.*
Ben: Ow!
Eyeryone Else: /(〇_o)\
Annabeth: Don't try this at home, kids.
Im still tired.
When I slapped Ben, he dropped me.
Which hurt, and then I couldn't go to sleep.
Even Jeff tried to help with that.
Which didn't work.
Okay, meh creepy mellos.Love y'all!
Don't forget to comment, message, and vote!Jeff: It could save all of us.
Me: Shut up!
Ben: That's what she said.
Me: *slaps him.*
Ben: *throws a pillow at me.*
Masky: PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!!
Me: Um, I should probably go....
Ben: That's what she said.
Me: Shut up! Okay. Um, bye!
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Life in Slender-Mansion
HumorLife in slender- mansion. It cray cray. Just saying. ⚠WARNING⚠ THIS BOOK CONTAINS LANGUAGE, MILD CRUED HUMOR, AND SOME MILD VIOLENCE THAT MAY NOT BE SUTIBLE FOR SOME PEOPLE. THANK YOU!