Shyanne: *passed out on the couch with headphones on.*
Ben: *playing video games.*
Sally: *having a tea party with Seven.*
Seven: Help me!!!!!
Annabeth: I'm too lazy.
Sally: *demonic laughing.*
Seven: Help m-
Annabeth: Nah.
Jeff: *walks in.* Alright son a bitches. Let's get this over with.
Shyanne: *wakes up ajarred.* Why the hell did you wake me up?
Jeff: *pushes her legs off of the couch and sits down.* Because. We. Are going to play truth or dare.
Annabeth: What da fuq? I thought you hated Truth or Dare.
Jeff: I did. But know I want revenge.
Silver Moon: Oh my god. *double facepalm.* Really, Jeff?
Ben: *still playing video games.*
Sally: *skips down the steps.* Did someone say Truth or Dare
Seven: Ummm. Where's Seven?
Sally: Oh what's with all the questions? *laughs nervously.*
Shyanne: Sally. What'd you do to her?
Seven: I'm right here you know.
Everyone: O.o
Ruby: How'd you get there?!
Seven: Do you really think I don't teleport?
Annabeth: Sorry.
Jeff: Now that you girls are done chit chatting, let's get this show on the road.
All of the Girls: CHIT CHATTING?!?!?
Jeff: *laughs.* Okay. Okay. Relax. Take a deep breath in....And breath out.
All of the Girls: *now really pissed off.* SHUT UP!
Jeff: O.o Never mind. Sorry.
Shyanne: *rolls her eyes.* Okay. Start us off.
Jeff: Let's see here. *pops knuckles.* Who was backstabbing first? *turns towards Seven.* Seven.....This'll be fun. I dare you to not eat waffles or pancakes for a month.
Seven: *jaw drops.* B-but. Y-you can't do t-that to me. It's
t-torture!
Jeff: Your sadness will be my pure joy.
Seven: Runs away to her room crying.
Toby: H-how could you d-do that to h-her? Sh-she's my sister! She loves w-waffles just as much as I d-do! She won't s-survive!
Jeff: To bad, Twitchy. She made me kiss Ej! It was terrible!
Ej: Most people seem to think I'm a good kisser.
Jeff: *to Ej.* Meh meh meh meh meh. *turns back to Toby.* I had to get revenge!
Toby: Whatever. *goes off to Seven's room to comfort his sis.*
Jeff: Okay, Ben, truth or dare?
Shyanne: You can't play the game like that, Seven has to ask someone truth or dare.
Jeff: WHAT???!!!!?
Shyanne: Yup.
Jeff: Well screw this. *gets up and walks away.
Shyanne: Bye, Jeff!
I know this is a short chapter, dealza with it.
I'm lazy.
And sleepy.
Sally: Does that mean I can do the outro?
Give it your best shot.
Sally: Yay!! Okay, so comment, message, Kik, and Vote!
See ya her mini creepy marshmellos. *giggles.*
BIAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
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Life in Slender-Mansion
HumorLife in slender- mansion. It cray cray. Just saying. ⚠WARNING⚠ THIS BOOK CONTAINS LANGUAGE, MILD CRUED HUMOR, AND SOME MILD VIOLENCE THAT MAY NOT BE SUTIBLE FOR SOME PEOPLE. THANK YOU!
