Life in Slender-Mansion

Chicken Wrap

Sally: Madam Shyanne, would you like some more tea?

Shyanne: *gets up.* Um. No thanks, Sally. I'm hungry. C'mon. Let's go get something to eat. *pick Sally up and walks to the kitchen.*

Sally: *lets go of her sister, landing safely on her feet on a kitchen chair.* Is Ben high again?

Shyanne: Hu-

Ben: *in the distance.*  WOOOOOHOOOO!!!!! WEED!

Shyanne: Umm... Yes, Sally. Ben's high again.

Sally: *sarcastically.* Oh, yay!

Seven & Annabeth: walk into the kitchen.

Seven: Ben's high and running around in nothing but his underwear.

Shyanne: Oh god. *facepalm.*

Annabeth: It's disgusting. If he comes inside, be sure to cover Sally's eyes.

Shyanne: But then who will cover mine!?!

Lost Silver: *from the other room.* I will Shyanne!!

Shyanne: *whispers.* How might he do that?

Annabeth: Who knows.

Seven: With his hat, maybe?!?

Shyanne: Umm. Maybe.

All Four Girls: *laughs.*

Ej: *walks in.* What's up with Ben....This time?

All Four Girls: He's high!

Ej: Oh that's nice.

Sally: *grabs Ej's mask and runs away giggling.*

Ej: What the hell! Why do you always take my freaking mask!?!

Seven: She's just a kid, Ej. She just wants to have fun!

Ej: *starts running off in the direction Sally went.

Shyanne: *gets "deli fresh" chicken, mayo, cheese, lettuce, and tortilla shells out of the fridge and cabinients and lays out on counter.*

Ben: *slams open the side door wet.* Hey everybody!!! I just went for a swiimmm!!!

Seven & Annabeth: * look at each other.*

Shyanne: *smiles, slightly blushing.* 3.....2.....1....

Seven: For one thing, Ben. Put some freaking clothes on now, it's just disgusting. *tosses him a towel.*

Ben: But this, *gestures to his body,* is the reeeaaaalll meeeee!!!!!-

Annabeth: For another. You don't even swim. You're scared of fucking water!

Ben: Well......I did swim!!!! *entirely too loud.* What'cha fixing, Shyanne?!?

Shyanne: It's funny you would ask, since I've never seen you eat something healthy before.

Ben: Nuh uhh! I eat healthy shit all the time!

Seven: *gets out video camera.* Soo.... What you're saying is that 2 Cokes and 3 cheeseburgers a day is healthy?

Ben: Well...Yeah!

Annabeth: Then sitting on the couch playing videogames for 3 hours straight while snacking on chips is also healthy?

Ben: Yup!

Seven: *rolls eyes.* Never mind.

Ben: So...Um..Shyanne? what are you making?

Shyanne: Oh. I'm making a chicken wrap with chicken, mayo, lettuce and cheese.

Ben: *pulling jeans on.* Can you make me one?

All girls: *eyes widen.*

Shyanne: You...Umm...Do mean one of these, *holds up a chicken wrap,* right???

Ben: Yeah. I mean, it is food, how bad could it be? It isn't like you poison food like Lj does his candy.

Shyanne: *facepalm. mutters.* I live with a bunch of idiots.

All the boys in the mansion: What??!!

Shyanne: *yells.* NOTHING!!! Sure, Ben. I'll make you a chicken wrap. *makes him a wrap. Hands it to him.*

Ben: *takes wrap. takes a bite. eye sockets widen. stuffs rest of wrap in mouth.* Can I have another? ^v^

Shyanne: *eyes widen even more.* Y-you want a-another? Your-you're not just joking??

Ben: No! That was a really tasty wrap! Please! Can I have another wrap!! *puppy dog lip.*

Shyanne: Oh fine. *fixes another wrap.*

Ben: *quickly eats wrap.*

All 3 Girls: *in pure shock.*

Seven: Um. Ben. I think you may be in love with chicken wraps.

Ben: No I'm not. Shyanne, how's my next wrap a'coming?

All 3 Girls: 0_0

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