Life in Slender-Mansion

Our Own Truth or Dare Thingymagig

Okay.
So, I don't have WiFi right now, but no fear; I will.
But because I don't have internet, I can't check if any of you have sent me truths or dares.
Which sucks.
But we're great at improv.
I hope.
So, lemme get to the point,
We're gonna play truth or dare the old fashion way, which most likely will end in one of our deaths.
Oh well!

But first:

Shyanne: Oh. My. Fluffing. Zalgo. We got 33 flipping views in about a day. 3O MOTHER FUCKING 3 VIEWS IN ABOUT A DAY!!!!!! You guys are sooooo fluffing awesome!!!!! *starts shaking Ben.* We got 33 flipping views in about 24 hours!!!! OR LESS!!!!!

Ben: Wai-what? What do you mean by "views"?

Shyanne: I mean 33 "views" on our book.

Ben: Wait? This is a book?

Everyone Else: Yeah!

Ben: Oh... Yay, I guess?

Shyanne: YOU DO NOT JUST SAY, "YAY", THAT IS RUDE TO OUR FANS! Got it?

Ben: *nods.*

Shyanne: Good. *starts fangirling again.* Here's some waffles and cheesecake to all you amazing fans!!!!! *gives cheesecake and waffles to all you fans!*

*later.*

Toby: Oh my fluffing guerd! Who took meh bwetiful waffles???

Masky: *breaks down crying.* My NEW CHEESECAKE FRIEND IS GONE! Oh I woved him!!!

Seven: I thought you woved m-

Masky: shush!!!

Shyanne: *walks away slowly to not look too suspicious.*

Um...
Yeah, they haven't found out.
I think...
I hope...
Yeah...
Anyways, Let the truths and dares BEGIN!!!!!

Shyanne: Yo! Ever'body! Get your butt in here this instant.

Ben: This better be good, I was in the middle of GT VII.

Shyanne: Too bad! We're gonna play truth or dare.

Jeff: Oh god.

Sally: Yay!

Masky: As long as it has something to do with cheesecake.

Shyanne: Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't.

Toby: D-does it have
a-anything to do with
w-waffles?

Seven: Yeah! D-does it?

Shyanne: Maybe, maybe not.

Annabeth: The suspence it killing me!!!

Shyanne: Okay. Let's begin. Um...who wants to start us off?