Annabeth & Shyanne: *sitting on the couch.*
Annabeth: *watches Shyanne play 'Five Nights at Freddy's 2'.*
Shyanne: *screams.*
Annabeth: Holy mother fucking bullshit!
Shyanne: Go the fuck away Balloon Boy! Nobody likes you!
Both Girls: *jump when jump-scared by Foxy.*
Ben: Oh, come on. He's meh favorite character.
Both Girls: WHY???
Ben: Because he scares the living shit out of people, just because he's adorable......just like me. *laughs.*
Annabeth: You wish elf breath.
Shyanne: *still focused on IPad and laughs.*
Ben: *glares at Annabeth.*
Shyanne: *can feel tension in the air and says it for him:* You shouldn't've done that, Annabeth.
Annabeth: *eyes widen.* Ohhhhh shit... *starts running around the house screaming bloody murder.* [get it...bloody murder, laughs at my own joke then frowns, you people are to hard to please. Walks away.]
Ben: *chases her angrily, but then begins to laugh about her fear.*
Jane: *laughs.* They'll never learn to calm down, will they?
Jeff: Most likely not.
*Door slams open.*
Toby & Seven: *walk in with bloody hatchets.* We're back from a killing spree.
Jeff & Annabeth: *stops what they're doing.* Without me?
Seven: Yes, And it was a bloody good one at that.
Ben: *sees advantage and tackles Annabeth with full speed.
Annabeth: God dammit, Ben! *pushes a laughing Ben off.*
Shyanne: Wait, Seven? When'd you become British?
Seven: What are you talking about? All I said was that the killing spree was good and bloody?
Shyanne: *facepalm.* Never mind.
Seven: *still looks at her confused.*
Shyanne: *eyes glow red with sudden anger and yells.* I SAID NEVERMIND! !!!!
Ben: *still laughing from somewhere else in the mansion.* Looks like somebody's on her period! *laughs more.*
Shyanne: *yells back.* I AM NOT!!!
Ben: Sure......
Sally: *walks in.* What's a period?
Shyanne: *eyes widen as she covers her sisters ears.*
Ben: *explains what a period is.*
Shyanne: *still covers Sally's ears.*
Ben: And that's wha-
Annabeth: *punches Ben in the face because she's closest.* Shut the fuck up, Ben! No one gives a damn!
Everyone: *nods in agreement with her.*
Slender: I just got some cheesecake, chocolate. And. Shyanne, I got you that stuff you-*clears throat*- um......needed.
All of the Boys: *laughs.*
Shyanne: *facepalm.*
Ben: *yells.* Was I right or was I right?
Boys: *laugh again.*
Sally: I don't get it...
Shyanne: And you won't, and I can sleep at night because of that.
Slender: Anyways...I got the stuff for a cook out, and I was thinkin-
IPad: *Foxy jumpscare goes off really loud.*
slender: *jumps, screams, and drops groceries on floor.*
Everyone: *laughs.*
Masky: MY CHEESECAKE!!!!! *runs toward spilled groceries.*
Shyanne: MEH CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!! *run to groceries as well.*
Ben *laughs.* Typical hormonal teen girl.
Shyanne: *eyes glow red again and teeth sharpen.* Does it look like I'm talking to you, asshole? No. I'm talking to meh chocolate. So shut the fuck up.
Slender: Shyanne! Language!
Shyanne: I wasn't talking to you either, was I?
Slender & Ben: *become scared.*
S-sorry......
Shyanne: You should be. *cradles chocolate in arm and walks up to her room.
IPad: *Foxy jumpscare again.*
Everyone: *flinches.*
Hey ever'body!
I was bored.
I was lazy.
Dealza with it.
Otay.
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Life in Slender-Mansion
HumorLife in slender- mansion. It cray cray. Just saying. ⚠WARNING⚠ THIS BOOK CONTAINS LANGUAGE, MILD CRUED HUMOR, AND SOME MILD VIOLENCE THAT MAY NOT BE SUTIBLE FOR SOME PEOPLE. THANK YOU!
