Chapter Twenty Three: How To Politely Stab A Man

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As Kazuha and I walk to the location that the murderer left us, I receive more texts from my brother.

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Aniki 💙:
Hello?
Heizou?
Should I be worried Abt you?

Sherlocknoin Heizou:
I think I'M worried that You're NOT at all worried

Aniki 💙:
Not yet at least 🙄

Sherlocknoin Heizou:
So we're coming to get you

Aniki 💙:
Don't trade Kazuha's life for mine.
I doubt the person who has me would actually release me, let alone unharmed after being given Kaedehara.

Sherlocknoin Heizou:
IM NOT LETTING YOU DIE
IMMA PUNCH HIM IN RHE FACE FOR YOU

Aniki 💙:
Sweet, but you need to consider Kaedehara in this too

Sherlocknoin Heizou:
Bitch I AM considering Kazuha! He's the one who wants me to trade him for you!
C'mon, you have more to live for than him tbh 😟
What about ur wife Koiya?

Aniki 💙:
OH YEAH YOU REMINDED ME I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT
We're going to have a baby btw

Sherlocknoin Heizou:
THATS EVEN MORE OF A REASON TO KEEP YOU SAFE MOTHERFUCKER 😾
Wait a damn minute
I'm gonna be an uncle?

Aniki 💙:
Yeah
I was gonna tell you earlier but I got a bit kidnapped
Or is it adultnapped?

Sherlocknoin Heizou:
Bro Koiya must be so damn stressed out abt you rn
Fuck ur opinion, I'm getting you back safely even if I'm the one that dies.

Aniki 💙:
Well, I told Koiya I'm safe
But I'M not letting YOU die 😠

Sherlocknoin Heizou:
NONE of us are going to die, and that's that 😠
Except me

Aniki 💙:
NO YOU AREN'T
AS YOUR BIG BROTHER IT IS MY DUTY TO KEEP YOU SAFE EVEN AT THE COST OF MY LIFE!

Sherlocknoin Heizou:
You're the one whose who's going to be a dad!
I'm the weird unmarried second child who goes with the flow and doesn't technically have a stable job.
I'm never gonna have kids anyways bc I'm gay
So one of us has to keep the Shikanoin family name alive, and it literally cannot be me
And I'd rather u be there to actually raise ur child

Aniki 💙:
Bitch you're 23, ur not old 🙄
Besides, my death won't cause my child to cease to exist 🙄

Sherlocknoin Heizou:
I just don't want you to die, okay?
Bc ur my big brother/idol and I love you 😭

Aniki 💙:
And I don't want YOU to die because you're my little brother and I love you 😞
Backtracking a bit, speaking of gay, what were you saying earlier about the other boy you're in love with being a ghost?
What does that even mean?

Sherlocknoin Heizou:
I'm in love with a dead guy. Is that wrong?
Are you judging me? 😾

Aniki 💙:
Did he die after you fell in love with him or...?

Sherlocknoin Heizou:
Nope
I'd have brought him to meet you but he kinda got sent to the afterlife (I think)

Aniki 💙:
You know what, tell me abt this after all this, this sounds confusing af

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