Rui: Are you trying to romance me?
Tsukasa, in a perry the platypus cosplay: ...Yeah
Rui:
Rui: It's working
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Rui: Tsukasa-kun why don't you ever hold my hand or kiss me in public?
Tsukasa: What the- Rui we're not dating!
Rui: We're not??
Everyone else at kamikou: YOU'RE NOT?!
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Rui: Cooking breakfast for my lovely star~!
Tsukasa: WHO THE FUCK IS BURNING DOWN MY KITCHEN?!
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Tsukasa: What's your type
Rui: Anything, honestly, but blond future stars especially
Tsukasa: YOUR BLOOD TYPE!
Rui: Oh! B positive!
Tsukasa: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE!!!!
Rui:
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Tsukasa: Whaddya call a fish with no eyes?
Rui, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Tsukasa:
Tsukasa: Fsh
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Tsukasa: You people never seen my knife stick before!
Tsukasa: It's a knife attached to a stick, you see. It's the ultimate weapon
Rui: Spear
Tsukasa: BLOCKED!
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Tsukasa: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Rui: How can you still say that?
Tsukasa: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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Rui: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Tsukasa: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Rui: Absolutely not.
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Tsukasa: Wait you would take a bullet for me?
Rui: I would do anything for you, darling
Rui: Except eat vegetables. Those things are fucking nasty
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Rui: I'm hungry
Tsukasa: Then lick that coat. You smell like a-
Rui: Grilled cheese
Tsukasa: What
Rui: Grill me a cheese
Tsukasa: I'M NOT GRILLING YOU A CHEESE!
Rui, clinging to Tsukasa: *crying*
Tsukasa: Oh for the love of-
*cooking sounds*
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Rui: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Nene: Just rip the bandage off.
Rui: It’s Tsukasa.
Nene: Put the bandage back on.
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Rui: Tsukasa and I don't use pet names!
Mizuki: Yeah sure. Hey what do bees make?
Rui: Honey?
Tsukasa: Yes dear?
Rui:
Mizuki: Don't ever lie to my face again
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Tsukasa: Lemme show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Rui: Okay but in my defense, Mizuki bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink an entire bottle of shampoo
Tsukasa: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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[Adult AU]
Rui: I wasn't that drunk last night!
Nene: You were flirting with Tsukasa
Rui: So what? He's my boyfriend
Emu: Then you asked him if he was single
Rui:
Mizuki: And then you cried when he said he wasn't
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Rui: Hey Nene, can I talk to you for a second?
Nene: Let me guess. You and Tsukasa are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Rui: No. Stop that. I know how to kiss. I read books
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Tsukasa: Hey Rui what do IDK, ILY and TTYL mean?
Rui: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later
Tsukasa: Oh okay! I love you too! I'll just ask Saki
YOU ARE READING
TSUKASA THE SKRUNKLE and the other characters ig
FanfictionAlternate title: Count how many times I can put this silly lil guy through fucked up shit I am the self proclaimed asawa of Tenma Tsukasa