TSUKASA THE SKRUNKLE and the other characters ig

idk anymore I have writer's block

(POV: middle school)

Tsukasa: Oh sick my parents are out. I'm gonna party with all my friends

Tsukasa: And by friends I mean nobody

Tsukasa: And by party I mean Netflix!

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Tsukasa: If you can't beat them, dress better than them

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Tsukasa: Goodnight to me. I love myself so much. I mean the world to me. *kisses palm and slaps himself*

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Rui: Wanna do something foolish?

Tsukasa: You even have to ask?

*tsukasa gets launched out of a cannon*

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Tsukasa: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.

Tsukasa: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

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Tsukasa: I may be stupid....

Tsukasa: But yeah...