itzxphi4 her fault she asked me politely . . . . . . . . . .
[Adult AU]
Nene: So I'm friends with these two guys[rui and tsukasa] who were playing a game called "gay chicken" back in highschool where they have to pretend to be gay and the first to back out is the loser
Nene: They've been at it for years now and currently have been married for 2 years and run a bakery with their adopted kids
Nene: If one of them doesn't chicken out now I'm actually gonna assume that they are gay . . . . . . . . . .
Emu: Story time!
Emu, walking up to Rui and Tsukasa: At this moment, the star shall propose to the director!
Rui, overjoyed: OH MY GOSH?!
Tsukasa: Uh- *digging his pockets for a ring*
. . . . . .
Mizuki: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Rui: I'm the knife
Tsukasa, from afar: HE'S THE LITTLE SPOON!
. . . . . . .
POV: tsukasa comforts rui
Tsukasa: Now I want you to try this with me, okay? Take my hands and you say something you love about yourself, and I'll say something I love about myself, alright?
Rui: I don't see how this is supposed to help
Tsukasa: Oh just trust me!
Tsukasa: Okay, how about this. I'll go first. I love... my eyes! And now you
Rui: I love... my smile, I suppose
Tsukasa: Very good! I love...
Tsukasa: My sense of style!
Rui: Does that count?
Tsukasa: Hm... I think it does. Now you!
Rui: hm... Alright. I love...
Rui: My taste in friends! Does that one count?
Tsukasa: Oh! Well... I suppose it does
*/they both laugh . . . . . . . . .
Rui: It's a bit muggy outside
Tsukasa: Kamishiro Rui I swear if all of our mugs are all out in the front lawn again-
Rui: *drinking coffee from a bowl*
. . . . . .
(Ik saki would never but for the meme)
Saki: You are not good enough for my brother, and I don't want you around him. End. Of. Story.
Rui: ...So why don't you give me one more-
*/sinaraduan
. . . . . . . . .
Tsukasa: LOOK! IN THE SKY! IT'S A BIRD!
Rui: TANGA(idiot)! BIRD UMIILAW(birds glow)?!
Tsukasa: EDI UMIILAW NA BIRD!(then it's a glowing bird)
. . . . . . . .
Tsukasa: I heard you liked bad boys
Rui: ...yeah?
Tsukasa: Well great! Cause I'm bad at everything! *winks with both eyes/blinks*
. . . . . . . .
Tsukasa: We all have our demons
Tsukasa, grabbing Rui: This one's mine!
. . . .
Tsukasa: Man it sure is dark in here
Rui:
Tsukasa: I'm not scared or anything
Rui:
Tsukasa: I mean who is scared of the dark these days? Not me, no sir
Rui: Do you want me to hold your hand?
Tsukasa: Yes please
. . . . .
Tsukasa: -so I said if I don't become a star by age 34 I'm just gonna be a serial killer instead. Thanks for listening *walks away*
Rui:
Rui: WELL HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW I'M GETTING NERVOUS!
. . . . .
Nene: What are you doing you oaf?
Rui, staring at Tsukasa playing the piano: He's pretty...
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Nene: And you're ugly
Nene: Now let's get to work
. . . . . .
Look at this goofy ass caption
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