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Audrey: You remind me of the ocean.
Mal: Because I'm dark and mysterious?
Audrey: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.
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Jay: Who hurt you?!
Carlos: Do you want a list or what?
Jay: Actually, yes-
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Mal: Good morning.
Audrey: Ahh! you scared me!
Mal: I guess I did. Glad I didn't do what I originally planned, which was jump out of the closet with a knife.
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Carlos: Tall people, if we are walking together, please take in consideration my small legs. I can't keep up with you giants.
Jay: Just get a pair of roller skates and hold onto my sleeve, we don't have all day.
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Ben: What is the hardest thing to say?
Uma: The truth.
Harry: "I'm sorry"
Gil: "Worcestershire sauce".

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FanfictieWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.