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Carlos: I know we don't always see eye to eye on things.
Chad: That's because you're short.
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Jay, watching baking shows for the first time: Wow, these people are good.
Jay, 5 hours later: I swear, Karen needs to add more buttercream to her frosting, or the whole consistency will be off!
Mal: Jay, you've never baked in your entire life!
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Carlos: Don't say a word.
Jay: Yeet
Carlos: Jay, what did I just say!
Jay: Oh, I see how it is. Last week, when we were playing scrabble it wasn't a word and now it is?!
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*Playing Scrabble*
Evie: I will put down "AT" to make "AT"
Ben: I will add "R" to your "AT" to make "RAT"
Carlos: Okay then, I will add onto your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC"
Mal: WTF
Jay: *Flips the table*
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Jay: Carlos!
Carlos: ...What
Jay: I just realized something!
Carlos: It is literally 3 am
Jay: If our can opener stops working, is it now a can't opener?
Carlos: It's too early for this
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.