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Mal: *Walking into a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Audrey: *Out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FREAKING STAIRS
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Ben: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Jay: Thank you
Ben: I didn't say that was a good thing
Jay: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Evie: Good morning.
Carlos: Good morning.
Ben: Good morning.
Jay: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Mal: MORNING MOTHERF*CKERS
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Evie: What does 'take out' mean?
Carlos: Food.
Ben: Dating
Mal: Murder
Jay: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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Jay: I'm an idiot.
Mal:
Carlos:
Evie:
Jay:
Mal: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.