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*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Carlos: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Evie: Yells "I won't hesitate, b*tch!" first.
Jay: Would stab as a warning.
Mal: Would stab without warning.
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Evie: I swear I'm the only one here with a brain cell.
Mal, Jay, and Carlos: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred brain cell!
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Ben: Where's Jay and Carlos?
Mal: They're playing hide and seek.
Ben: Where?
Evie: I don't think you get how this game works.
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Mal: Rules are made to be broken.
Fairy Godmother: No, they were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Jay: Uh, piñatas
Carlos: Glowsticks
Evie: Karate boards
Mal: Rules
Fairy Godmother: ...
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Mal: Ben, I'm sad.
Ben: It's going to be okay.
Chad: Audrey, I'm sad.
Audrey, nodding: mood.
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.