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Harry: I didn't drink that much last night.
Ben: You were flirting with Uma.
Harry: So what, she's my girlfriend.
Ben: You asked if she was single.
Harry: ...
Ben: And cried when she said she wasn't.
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Harry: Uma, I love you with all my ego
Uma: Ego?
Harry: I would say heart but my ego is bigger
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Harry: The only thing certain about me is that I'm unpredictable.
Uma: Is that why the house is on fire again?
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Uma: I'm going to sing a song for you.
Harry: Can't wait to hear it.
Uma: It's called, "My Life so Far."
Uma, takes a deep breath: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Harry: ...
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Uma: I love you.
Harry, not paying attention: What was that?
Uma: I said I'm selling you to the zoo-
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.