~Descendants Incorrect Quotes~

Part 37

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Chad: Looking back I have no regrets.

Evie: You should.

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Jay: Just bring Carlos to me.

Evie: Well, he just locked himself in the bathroom.

Jay: Tell him I said something.

Evie: Like what?

Jay: Something factually inaccurate.

Carlos, 2 minutes later: I'm sorry, the sky is blue because it's reflecting the color of the ocean?!!!

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Carlos: You know what? I'm not getting into any more stupid arguments with you anymore.

Jay: The Earth isn't a planet.

Carlos: HOW THE FRICK IS EARTH NOT A PLANET

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Ben: Be nice!

Mal: I am!

Ben: You just threatened them with a knife!

Mal: Yeah, but I didn't stab them

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*Casually breaks the fourth wall*

Ben: Fans? I have fans?

Everyone: Oh, you have no idea

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