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Mal: Dumbest scar stories! I burned my tongue once drinking coffee.
Evie: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Jay: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil.
Carlos: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Ben:
Ben: I have emotional scars.
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*The squad is over at Ben's house*
Jay: Ohhh, we each get our own oven?
Ben: Um, no. How many ovens do you think I have???
Mal, motioning to Ben's kitchen: Three, I thought.
Ben, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Jay: Oh, well I-
Ben: Hey wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with buttons on microwave*
Ben, amazed: It's got a bake setting!
Evie: Look at that! You learn something new everyday.
Mal: Do we- do we rock, paper, scissors for who gets to pick first?
Ben: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to rock, paper, scissors for anything!
Ben: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Ben, way too happy: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens!
Carlos, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Ben:
Ben, freaking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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Ben: Time for plan G.
Jay: Don't you mean plan B?
Ben: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Carlos: What about plan D?
Ben: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Evie: What about plan E?
Ben: I'm hoping not to use it. Chad dies in plan E.
Mal: I like plan E.
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'Can I copy the homework?'
D1 Ben: I can help you with it!
D1 Carlos: Yeah, sure.
D1 Mal: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
D1 Evie, to anyone besides a prince: lol nope.
D1 Jay: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
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Ben: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Jay: Several traffic violations.
Mal: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Evie: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Carlos: Also, that's not our car.
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.
