Part 22

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by xoxdarkrainbow

by xoxdarkrainbow

                                        
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Mal: If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.
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Mal: Here's a fun idea. We'll hang mistletoes, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is underneath it.
Ben: We are not doing that.
Uma: Mistlefoe.
Ben: No.
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Carlos: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Jay: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Mal: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie.
Evie: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a f*cking smoothie.
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Chad: Chillax!
Carlos: That's not a word.
Chad: Sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the people who need to chillax the most.
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Jane: What do you think butterflies taste like?
Lonnie: They taste bad
Jane: ...How-?
Lonnie: I ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION, THAT'S ALL YOU GET
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