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Ben: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.
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Doug: I'm sort of a chicken magnet.
Jane: Don't you mean a chick magn-
*Sounds of distant bawk-bawking*
Doug: We have to go. NOW.
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Audrey: The first time I ever got upset in front of Uma, she put her arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask her if she was hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.
Uma: I was doing both, for your information.
Harry: The first time Uma hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn't make eye contact for, like, a week after.
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Mal: *Locks Jay in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Carlos: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
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Mal: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?
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FanfictieWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.