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Lonnie: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Carlos: Violently studies.
Jane: Violently sleeps.
Evie: Violently sews dresses.
Jay: Violently boxes.
Mal: Violently murders people.
Ben: Violently worries about the previous statement.
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Evie: Just be yourself.
Mal: Really? Evie, I have one day to win over Ben's parents.
Mal: How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Carlos: Six months.
Jay: Jury's still out.
Mal: See Evie? 'Just be yourself,' what kind of garbage advice is that?!
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Ben: The floor is lava!
Jay: *helps Carlos onto the counter*
Mal: *kicks Chad off the sofa*
Evie: *lays on the floor*
Ben: ...Are you okay?
Evie: No.
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Evie: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Jay: Strong.
Mal: Weak.
Carlos: An idiot, is what you are.
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Chad: Hey, where you at?
Audrey: My limit. I'm at my F-ING limit.
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FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.
