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Chad: MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BEES TO MY CAR
Chad: I SPILLED
Chad: ALL OVER MY CAR
Chad: BEES ARE
Chad: INSIDE OF MY CAR
Chad: THEY COULD KILL ME
Chad: I'M ALLERGIC TO BEES
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Mal: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.
Jay, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?
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Jay: Do you have a bobby pin?
Harry: Yeah. *searches in his hair*
Harry: Oh, wait, no. I'm not a nine-year-old girl.
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Audrey: I can't imagine what Mal is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.
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Jane: Doug, we tried things your way.
Doug: No, we didn't.
Jane: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
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~Descendants Incorrect Quotes~
FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.
