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Doug/Evie Part 78

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Jane: Hey, Doug? Can I get some dating advice?

Doug: Just because I'm with Evie doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Doug: Hi.

Jane: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell her?

Doug: I did.

Jane: And what did she say?

Doug: "Thank you."

Jane: You're totally welcome. What'd she say?

Doug: She said, "Thank you." I said, "I love you" and Evie said, "Thank you."

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Evie: For personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Mal: Did Doug say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?

Evie: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

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Evie: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Doug: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Evie: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Doug: Is it working?

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Evie: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it

Mal: Just rip the bandage off.

Evie: It's Doug.

Mal: Put the bandage back on.

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