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Jay, talking to Mal, Evie and Carlos: If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you all for Christmas.
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Carlos: Babe, can you pass me the butter?
Evie: *reaches for butter*
Mal: *also reaches for butter*
Jay: *running in through the door, a stick of butter in hand* You needed me, babe?
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Descendants 1 Mal: I want someone who is pure evil to be my minion.
Descendants 1 Evie, Carlos and Jay: *explosions*
Descendants 1 Mal: I want them.
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Evie: I'm upset at you guys and I'm never talking to you again!
Ten minutes later:
Evie, kissing everyone goodnight: Goodnight M, goodnight C, and goodnight J!
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Evie: *Sees some people doing something stupid*
Evie: Idiots...
Evie: *Realizes it's Jay, Carlos and Mal*
Evie: Wait, those are my idiots
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~Descendants Incorrect Quotes~
FanfictionWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.