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Uma: Where's the most romantic spot for a first kiss? Wrong answers only.
Mal: Dueling grounds.
Uma: I said wrong answers only.
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Lonnie: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Jane.
Jane: I hate myself.
Lonnie: Alright, square up.
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Jay: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swing set?
Carlos: No, I said "Jay, don't lick that swing set" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swing set.
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Jay: So like, how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground?
Mal: Enough.
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Uma: Hey, Harry. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Harry: To get to the other side?
Uma: You were supposed to say "I dunno, why?"
Harry: Uh... fine. I don't know. Why did it cross the road?
Uma: To get to the idiot's house.
Harry: ...Ok?
Mal: Hey, Harry. Knock knock.
Harry: No.
Mal: You were supposed to say "who's there?"
Harry: Fine... let's get this over with. Who's there?
Mal: The chicken.
Harry:
Mal:
Uma:
Harry: Listen here you little sh-
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~Descendants Incorrect Quotes~
FanficWhat the title says; lots of different ships included. Also on A03.