Part 35

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by xoxdarkrainbow

by xoxdarkrainbow

                                        
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Jay: Have you ever wondered if you're the bad guy in someone else's story?
Mal: I'm the bad guy in my own story
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Ben (on the phone): What Jay? I'm a little busy.
Jay: Do you think if I drank 100 red bulls consecutively it would heighten my senses or would I just die?
Ben: ...
Ben: I'm on my way
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Chad: Why must you attack me with words?
Mal: Would you rather I use rocks?
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Audrey: I dreamed we got into a fight.
Mal: Who won?
Audrey: Me.
Mal: Yup, definitely a dream.
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Jane: Mom! I just wanted to tell you that we've run out of pepper spray!
Fairy Godmother: Why? What happened?!
Jane: I drank it all, but it tasted bad. So, I drank a coke instead, but it also tasted bad. So, I ate a whole box of donuts that were in the kitchen!
Fairy Godmother: You drank caffeine?!!!
Jane: MY BLOOD FEELS FAST!!
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