A helicopter was currently flying over the fields of Great Britain, as it was landing, and out stepped the head of Lexcorp, Lex Luthor.
Woman: Mr. Luthor. Welcome. It's an honor.
Lex Luthor: Are we ready?
Woman: Whenever you are, sir.
Lex Luthor: Activate The Lexcavator!
Soon, a strange device was drilling around the Stonehenge!
Lex Luthor: Uh, you know, if it were up to me, I'd just blow the whole thing to bits. [laughs] But I guess this works too.
He then stepped into the pit, where there were a bunch of treasures and valuables, but his eyes were set on the stone coffin that was being opened, containing a strange book, as he pried it from an unknown corpse. Ash and his friends were currently at Sweet Justice watching the news.
Lex Luthor: I told the British government that if I was going to dig under Stonehenge, I insisted we do it without damaging the monument.
Karen: Ah, man, Lex Luthor. What a guy.
Goh: I don't know who he is, but he seems interesting! But he could do better with some hair!
Gastly: [laughing hysterically] GASTLY GASTLY GASTLY GASTLY!
Goh: It's not a joke, Gastly!
Gastly: [silly face] GAS!
Zee: [chuckles] Oh, Gastly!
She then got a spoonful of her ice cream and turned to Ash.
Zee: Oh, Ashykins! Say "ah"!
Ash: Ah!
And he ate the ice cream from off of the spoon!
Ash: [giggles]
Zee: You are just too cute! [boops him on the nose]
Ash: [blushes] [giggles] I'm really that cute, huh?
Zee: You sure are, you handsome son of a gun! [kisses his cheek] Mwah!
Lex Luthor: You know, I've been searching for this particular text for years. I hope the knowledge it contains will help make the world a better place.
When Zee saw that strange book, she spat out her ice cream in shock!
Zee: [spits]
Goh: Whoa!
Serena (Pokémon): Ah!
Ash: Zee! What's the matter?!
PIKACHU: PIKACHU!
Serena (Pokémon): Is everything alright?!
Zee: This is a disaster! Lex Luthor just found the Book of Eternity!
Kara: The what of what now?
Ash: What's the Book of Eternity?
Pikachu: PIKA?
Zee: The great wizard Merlin wrote it over 1,500 years ago. It gives whoever holds it the power to know, and thereby control, the future. The Ancients buried it under Stonehenge to keep it out of the hands of mortals.
Goh: So, in other words, it's bad news, huh?
Zee: Very bad news! Nobody should have that book!
Karen: Not even a kind-hearted philanthropist like Lex Luthor?
Zee: No. Not even Lex Luthor.
Kara: [teasing] Then I guess that means you don't trust your Ashykins with that book!
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DC Superhero Girls and Aura Guardian Season 1
FantasyInspired by DragonMasterWarrior @Fanfiction.net, Ash and Pikachu landed in Metropolis .