Me: *dressed as a teacher* ALRIGHT CHILDREN!!! *slams ruler on whiteboard* CLASS IS IN SESSION!!!
Cindy: We're older than you...
Sachi: I'm not.
Me: *slams ruler on desk* NO EXCUSES!!!
YOU!!! *points at Jeff* WHY'RE YOU SMILING?!? THIS IS A SCHOOL!!!
Billy: Actually this is the-
Me: QUIET SLAVE!!!
Jeff: -.- I carved the smile into my face you son of a-
Me: *slams ruler on desk* NO EXCUSES!!! *throws Jeff out the window*
Jeff: AHHHH!!!!
Morishige: *doesn't give a fuck on what's happening*
Kishinuma: This is why we don't give her candy...*glares at L.J*
L.J: How was I supposed to know?!?
Slender: *questioning his existence*
Bonnie: Why am I here again?
Me: CAUSE I SAID SO!!!
NOW!!! *slams ruler on whiteboard* Today we're going to be learning some new math problems. *writes something down* What is 5x2?
Everyone: *silence*
Me: Come on, children, don't be shy.
Billy: *raises his hand*
Me: Yes, Billy?
Billy: 12?
Me: ......Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who isn't stupid.
Billy: -.-
Yuka: Oh! Oh! Yuka know's the answer!!
Cindy: *mocks Yuka*
Yuka: Shut up, rude lady!
Cindy: Hey!! Don't call me rude you fuckin-
Me: NO BEING RUDE!!! *throws Cindy out the window*
Cindy: AHHHH!!!!
~A.N~
Who got the reference? Anyone? No?........
I'm just gonna go then...
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Nothing But Randomness
RandomSo this book is just for me to be as random as hell and go insane and yeah. Basically that. I'm just gonna go now...
