Me: *slams ruler on whiteboard* CLASS IS IN SESSION!!!
Morishige: Dear lord...
Percy: Oh, come on. She can't be that bad. Can she?
Dipper: Wait and find out...
Me: SILENCE PEASANTS!!!
YOU!!! *points at Jeff* THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE TOLD YOU NO SMILING!!!
Jeff: -.- I can't frown you litt-
Me: NO EXCUSES!!! *throws Jeff out the window*
Jeff: AHHHHHH!!!!!
Leo: ...Oh look. A whale.
Kishinuma: I am taking away your candy stash, L.J.
L.J: :(
Me: Okay children, now I want to know...*writes something on the board* What is the square root of five?
Everyone: *silence*
Slender: ....Child, nobody knows the answer to that.
Me: Okay, Annabeth?
Annabeth: 2.236706755?
Me: Yep!
Slender: ...
The class: ....
America: ....
Obama: ...
The World: ...
God: ...
Slender: How is anyone supposed to know that answer?
Me: Well. You said nobody knew the answer. So I asked nobody. And nobody, is Annabeth. So I asked her. See?
Slender: ...Gawd Da-
Me: End!!!
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Nothing But Randomness
RandomSo this book is just for me to be as random as hell and go insane and yeah. Basically that. I'm just gonna go now...
