Mr. Dursley: I am the most normal person on ea-
Harry: I came in like a wrecking ball!!!~~
Mr. Dursley: -.-
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Owl: Bitch, I'm too much of a hipster to fly at night. *puts on shades* *flies around in broad daylight* BITCCHEESS!!!
Random person: WHAT THE FU-
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Harry: It's my life, I can become a wizard if I want too~~~
Me: ...
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Yeah...
Those are basically my thoughts on the first chapter of Harry Potter...
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What am I doing with my life?
YOU ARE READING
Nothing But Randomness
RandomSo this book is just for me to be as random as hell and go insane and yeah. Basically that. I'm just gonna go now...
