Let's beat up Jeff to a pulp!!

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Me: Jeff, you really don't wanna mess with me.

Alex: Yeah, Jeff. Laugh at Sara and BEN again, and you die the next day! For real this time!

Jane: *walks in* I heard the words 'Jeff' and 'Die' in the same sentence and came here as fast as I could. What'd he do this time?

Me: He made fun of me and BEN for being short.

Jane: *takes out knife* He's dead.

Jeff: Ooohh~ I'm so scared~

Me: ....*slowly holds up broom with a creepy grin on my face*

Alex: *starts up chainsaw*

Jeff: O_O .....I should start running now, right?

Me: YEP!!!

Jeff: *runs for his dear life*

Me, Alex, and Jane: *chases Jeff*

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