Me: Jeff, you really don't wanna mess with me.
Alex: Yeah, Jeff. Laugh at Sara and BEN again, and you die the next day! For real this time!
Jane: *walks in* I heard the words 'Jeff' and 'Die' in the same sentence and came here as fast as I could. What'd he do this time?
Me: He made fun of me and BEN for being short.
Jane: *takes out knife* He's dead.
Jeff: Ooohh~ I'm so scared~
Me: ....*slowly holds up broom with a creepy grin on my face*
Alex: *starts up chainsaw*
Jeff: O_O .....I should start running now, right?
Me: YEP!!!
Jeff: *runs for his dear life*
Me, Alex, and Jane: *chases Jeff*
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Nothing But Randomness
RandomSo this book is just for me to be as random as hell and go insane and yeah. Basically that. I'm just gonna go now...