The Best Pickup Line Ever

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Jeff: Hey Kano, you wanna hear the best pick up line ever?

Kano: Sure.

Jeff: Dammmnnn girl, you are drop dead gorgeous~

Kano: ...That's not the best pickup line.

Jeff: Oh? Then what is?

Kano: Gurrlll, your love burns me~

Jeff: That's not the best! Mine was better!

Kano: Yes it is!

Jeff: Is not!

Kano: Is too!!

Persassy: Boys, those two are obviously bad pickup lines.

Kano and Jeff: Oh? Then what is the best?

Persassy: Watch. *walks up to a random girl* Hi! My name is Percy Jackson!

Every girl ever: *runs up to Persassy and hugs him* MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff and Kano: .....

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