Nothing But Randomness

New people!!!

Me: *turns on the lights*

People: *bounded to chairs and blindfolded* *asleep*

Me: excellent...

Morishige: *walks into the room* Sara, who did you kidnap this time?

Me: People.

Morishige: *realizes the kidnapped people are the Hetalia characters* Oh god...

Me: :3

Morishige: I'm just gonna leave...*walks away*

Me: *picks up a blow horn* *blows it*

Hetalia characters: *wakes up* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Germany: What the hell!??! What's going on!?!?

England: I can't move!! I think we're tied up!! I can't see anything either!!

Italy: A-Are we gonna be killed!? I-I don't want to die!! Germany! Help!

America: Don't worry guys! I'll save us!!

Me: Like you can barely save yourself.

Hetalians: GAHH!!!

England: Who said that?!

Germany: It's our kidnapper!!

Italy: Oh, please don't kill us!! We're very nice people!! Please!! I'll do anything!!

Japan: Italy, that is not going to help!

Italy: Please don't kill us!! I don't want to die!! Please!!

Me: Okay, okay!! Settle down everyone!!!

England: Who are you?!

Me: My name is Sara. And you ain't gonna be killed or tortured in any way, so calm down.

Germany: HOW CAN WE CALM DOWN!??!? YOU KIDNAPPED US FOR NO REASON!!!!

Me: exactly.

Germany: !!?!?!?!?!?

Me: JEFF!!!! I NEED YOU!!!!

America: Jeff? Who's Jeff?

Jeff: *walks in* What?

Me: Untie them.

Jeff: What? Why do I have to do it?

Me: CAUSE I SAID SO, BIATCH!!!!

Jeff: *sighs and unties them*

England: *takes off his blindfold* *stares at me* -____- We were kidnapped by a little kid?

America: We were?

Me: Teenager!! I'm 13!!!

Jeff: Same thing in my opinion.

Me: QUIET SLAVE OR I GET THE BROOM!!!

Italy: Slaves?! We're going to become slaves?!

Me: No, child. Calm down.

Italy: oh, okay. Why is everything dark still? Germany, I can't see!

Germany: take off your blindfold!

Italy: Okay. *takes it off*

Me: Okay, now that that's settled, follow. You're gonna meet the others.

Japan: And why should we trust you?

America: Yeah!! How do we know you're not some evil super villain?

Me: Do I look that threatening?

America: no. But-

Me: Then follow. *walks into the next room*

Hetalians: *follow*

Morishige: *looks up from his phone* They woke up?

Me: yep.

England: Who is this?

Me: This is Morishige. Morishige, Hetalians.

Morishige: hi. *goes back to texting Mayu*

England: Well he's not nice.

Me: No kidding.

Cindy: *walks into the room* Sara, who the fuck did you kidnap this time?

Me: OH GOD NOT YOU AGAIN!!!

Cindy: *sees Germany and runs up to him* Why hello there~

Germany: um...hi...

Cindy: You sure look strong~ And cute~

Germany: um...

Me: *hits Cindy with the broom* NO FLIRTING DAMMIT!!!!! BACK TO YOUR CELL!!!!

Cindy: *glares at me* Or what?

Me: *holds up a chainsaw*

Hetalians: O_0  0_O

Cindy: *groans* fine. *walks away*

Me: *puts down the chainsaw* I am so sorry about her, I thought she was in her cell and-

America: Where did you get a chainsaw...?

Me: internet.

Germany: Okay, enough talk. Tell us why we're here.

Me: To have fun, of course!

Italy: Really?

England: To have fun....?

Me: Yep. You're pretty much here cause I'm bored and you were on my list of people to kidnap. And you can do whatever the hell you want to do, besides leave!

England: You have a list?!?!

Me: Yes. Why else do you think I was able to drug your tea so-I mean nothing! What? Who said that?

Germany: I thought my wursts tasted funny....

Me: :3

Italy: So, if we can do whatever we want, I can eat pasta?

Me: Yep! *snaps fingers*

Italy: *gets a bowl of pasta* :D Pasttaaa!!!!

Me: :) This is why I claimed you as my precious child.

Italy: huh?

Me: NOTHING.

Morishige: *looks up from his phone* Sara, can you wrap this up? The chapter is getting pretty long.

Hetalians: What?

Me: K!

England: Wait, what did he-

Me: END!

A/N: No, I swear I'm normal! Also, Russia, China, and France did not speak in this chapter because I was to lazy to kidnap the three. They will be here soon though....soon....MWAHAHAHAHA!!

No. I'm normal! I swear! Don't leave me alone with my thoughts!!