Me and Splash: *fighting*
Splash: No! You're dating L.J and that is final!!
Me: No I am not!!
England: Do they fight like this all the time?
Morishige: Pretty much.
Splash: Fine, then I'll just have to rid of them!
Me: YOU DO NOT HURT THE PRECIOUS CHILD!!!!! *hugs Italy*
Italy: ??? Huh?
Me: *hisses at Splash* my precious child!!
Italy: ????????
Kido: Being a precious child means you're the innocent one to her, therefor, you can't get in trouble.
Marry: S-She said I was a p-p-precious child too!
Italy: oh.
Me: :3 Yep! Mary, Ib, Marry, you, Sachiko, Mayu, and Konoha are my precious children! I claimed Germany, Garry, Kizami, and Leo as my onii-chans. And I claimed Seiko, L.J, Kano, Konoha, Nico, Dio, Kishinuma, Alice, and my friend who's name I will not say as my senpai's.
Splash: NO!! You're only Senpai is L.J!!
Me: I WILL HAVE AS MANY SENPAIS AS I PLEASE!!!
Germany: Big brother...?
Garry: She's sees you as a big brother type, basically.
Germany: oh. Okay.
Kizami: *glares at Germany* You may be her big brother, but I'm her number one. Got it?
Germany: Why should I care?
Kizami: *holds up his knife*
Germany: *takes out his gun*
Kizami: Touche...*puts his knife away*
Me: Welp, Imma jump out the window. Bye! *jumps out the window*
Hetalians: O_O
Germany: um...
Italy: Sara!!
America: Don't worry, I'll save her!! *about to jump out the window*
Kido: *grabs him by the collar and pulls him in* Don't.
Morishige: She does that on a normal basis.
England: I'm starting to question her sanity...
Morishige: *raises an eyebrow* Starting?
Me: *falls into the room from the roof* WOOOOOO!!!!
Shintaro: *mutters* I hate this...
Me: Fuck you too, bitch.
Persassy: dam. She He got owned.
Grover: *laughs*
Me and Persassy: *laughs with him*
Zoe: Still don't get it.
Morishige: No one ever will.
England: Where are all these people coming from?!?!
Morishige: *shrugs*
Alice (my oc): *face palms* Oh, the humanity...j-just end it.
Me: Okay! Byee~
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Nothing But Randomness
AcakSo this book is just for me to be as random as hell and go insane and yeah. Basically that. I'm just gonna go now...
