Jeff: *laughing* BEN, seriously, how short are you!? You can't even reach the lowest shelf!!
BEN: *trying to get a bag of Doritos from a high shelf* It is not a low shelf!
Me: *walks into the room* What's going on in here?
BEN: Jeff's making fun of me for being short!
Me: WHAT?!?!?!?
Jewel: *pops out of some bushes that are somehow in the kitchen* WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING SHORT, JEFF!?!?!
Alex: *jumps into the room from the window* JEFF YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!! I WILL KILL YOU!!!!
Nina: NO YOU WON'T!!!
Alex: NINA, NO!! NO HELPING HIM!!!
Nina: -.-
Jeff: Ohhhhh~~ You guys are so scary~~!!
Japan: *walks into the room with a samurai sword* You were saying?
Jeff: 0_0
Jewel: *takes out heretics fork*
Alex: *starts up her chainsaw*
Me: *grabs the broom*
Jeff: ......*runs out of the room*
Me, Jewel, Alex, Japan, and BEN: *chase after him with our weapon*
Jane: Wait for me, guys!! *follows us with her knife*
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Nothing But Randomness
RandomSo this book is just for me to be as random as hell and go insane and yeah. Basically that. I'm just gonna go now...
