We're going to hell!

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Me and my friends: *walking around*

Holy bible dude: *reading from the holy bible* *notices Malphictor who is dressed in cosplay* The day has come. they have arrived.

Mal: Wait, no!!! I'm just a piece of trash!!

Me: *stays quiet*

SpectralArson: *takes out his Satan pendant* Yes!! The day is here!! Heaven will fall and Hell will rise!!

Mal: ALLEN YOU'RE NOT HELPING. SHUT UP.

Allen: *continues shouting weird stuff about Cthulhu and Satan*

Holy bible dude: *sprays us with holy water* Be gone, demons!! The power of Christ compels you!!

Me: *thinks: Welp! We're going to hell!*


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