Me: *dressed as a rapper*
Morishige: Sara, what the hell are you doing now?
Me: Shut up, child, class is in session!!!!
SpectralArson: This is going to end terribly...I just know it...
Me: I said shut up!!!
Everyone: *goes silent*
Me: Alright, now....How many of you have heard of Doitsuism.
Shane: *raises hand*
Countries and Demigods: *also raise hand*
Shane: Sara, why the fuck are we learning this?
Me: Because Doitsu, Shane. Because Doitsu.
Shane: *facepalm*
Me: Okay, now, what is one rule of Doitsuism?
Annabeth: Never trust the followers of the eyebrowed-one.
Me: Yes. You get a cookie, child.
Me: What is another rule?
Italy: Make pasta, not war!!
Me: Yes. You get pasta, child.
Italy: Yayyy~!!
Me: Alright. Now we must recite the Doitsu anthem.
Shane: No.
Me: WELL FUCK YOU TOO THEN. *throws hat on the ground* *leaves*
Everyone: .....
Shane: Well, now that she's gone. *takes out a pendant*
Shane: Allow me to teach you all about Cthulhu.
A/N: I am not joking this exists look it up
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Nothing But Randomness
De TodoSo this book is just for me to be as random as hell and go insane and yeah. Basically that. I'm just gonna go now...
