End Game// Tormund Giantsbane (3)

50. Dick. I like it

"How do you think she is?" Turmond questioned

"Aunt Caro is fine. Trust me. She survived this long shes not giving up when she has something to fight for." Jon assured him.

"I might have asked her to marry me before I left," tormund added and Jon stared back at him speechlessly.

"And?" Jon demanded.

"She didnt say anything. Didnt raven either. I mean we are in a war. Just... I fucked up didnt I?" Tormund remarked

"You asked my aunt Caro to marry you?" Jon questioned

"Keep up Jon. Yes. I asked then told her to not tell me... but that was stupid because I asked her so obviously I want an answer." Tormund declared.

"You asked my aunt Caro to marry-"

"Gah!" Tormund grumbled marching off.

"You asked my-"

"Shut up!"

"You-"

"Me! I did it!" Tormund agreed.

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'Ever been north before?' Jon asked Gendry as he shook uncontrollably.

'I've never seen snow before' Gendry admitted.

"Beautiful, eh? I can breath again. Down south the air smells like pig shit." Tormund declared

"You've never been down south." Jon reminded Tormund

"I've been to Winterfell." Tormund corrected him.

"That's the north." Jon clarified.

"How do you live up here? How do you keep your balls from freezing off?" Gendry questioned.

"You have to keep moving. That's the secret. Walking is good, fighting is better, fucking is best." Tormund declared.

'You know there is not a woman within a hundred miles of here.' Jon said looking around the vacant snowy land.

'Probably not another living person within a few hundred miles as well!' Tormund agreed.   'We gotta make due with what we got' Tormond teased as Gendry paled.

"Hes joking he asked a woman to marry him and if he did any funny business with anyone of any gender-" jon remarked. "I would tell her and she would promptly castrate Tormund."

"Probably and thats damn sexy still." Tormund declared. 'This one's maybe not so smart' tormond said looking to a frozen gendry as he fell behind.

'Davvos says he's a good fighter' jon told him

'Good smart people don't make these stupid hikes in the middle of nowhere' tormond said laughing 'So this dragon queen...'

'She wants me to bend the knee'

'You spend too much time with the free people and now you don't bend the knee... the king on the wall never bent the knee and how many of his people died for his pride?' tormond questioned

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'You still mad at us boy' thoros asked gendry as he trudged along.

'You sold me to a witch' he reminded them. That wasn't something you just let go.

'To a priestess' Beric corrected.

'I will admit there is a fine distinction.' Thoros admitted.

'We were in a war and was cost money' Beric told him.

'I wanted to join the brotherhood and you sold me off like a slave! do you know what she did to me? she strapped me down on the bed stripped me naked-'

'Doesn't sound so bad' Sandor said grinning

'she put leeches on me!' gendry went on

'Was she naked too?' sandor questioned

'While she drained you of your blood?' beric asked.

'Yes, but She wanted to kill me!' gendry exclaimed.

'But she didn't so what are you bitching about?' sandor said and gendry looked at him appalled as if being sold and almost killed, sucked of your blood was no big deal.

'I'm not bitching.' Gendry informed him.

"Your lips are moving and you're complaining, stop bitching about it, you're alive. This one has been killed 6 times and you don't hear him bitching about it.' Sandor told him marching away. Thoros offered gendry a drink he took it, before the continued on their way. A peace offer of sorts.

'good lad.' Thoros said marching ahead.

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'My father was the most honorable man I ever met then he was butchered.' Jon told Jorah. 'Your father gave me this sword changed the changed the head from a bear to a wolf but its still yours. No one ever thought you would come back but now that you are back it's not right for me to have this.' Jon handed over his sword to Jorah.

'He gave it to you' Jorah told him

'I'm not his son' Jon reminded him.

'I brought shame to my house' Jorah told him honestly 'I broke my father's heart I forfeited the right to claim this sword' he handed it back to Jon 'it is yours let it serve you well, give it to your children after you.' Jorah instructed.

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"You are the one they call the hound!"

'Fuck off' Sandor muttered, tormond was a persistent man.

'They told me you were mean bear or you just hate Wildlings?' tormond questioned pestering sandor. He just grumbled. 'What you dont like wilding?' Tormund questioned obnoxiously

'Gingers.' sandor corrected

'so its wildling gingers?' Tormund questioned.

'I don't give two shits about Wildlings,' sandor informed him. 'Its gingers, ginger cunts like you that I hate.'

'Gingers are beautiful,' Tormund told him. 'kissed by fire... just like you, sandor.' Tormund raised a hand pointing at his face.

"Don't point your fucking finger at me!' sandor barked.

'Did you trip into the fire when you were a baby?' turmond asked.

'I did not trip, I was pushed' sandor grumbled.

'Ever since then you were mean?' Tormund questioned

''would you fuck off!' sandor griped.

'I don't think you are truly mean you have sad eyes' tormond told him honestly.

'You want to suck my dick is that it?' sandor snapped.

'Dick?' turmond questioned.

'My cock.' Sandor told him annoyed.

'Dick. I like it' turmond said testing the word out on his tongue a few more times.

'I'm sure you do.' Sandor murmured.

'No it's pussy for me,' Tormund went on. 'I have a beauty waiting for me back at winterfell if we ever make it back.' Tormund told him "She is a sassy one. Gorgeous and great with the kids. Wolves love her too... oh and shes Jons aunt."

"Carolina Stark?"

'You know her?'

'You are with Carolina Stark?' sandor questioned again.

'I asked her to marry me she didnt say yes yet but she will...' tormond smiled thinking of her.

'"She seemed sweet what is she doing with a cunt like you?" Sandor countered.

"I got lucky." Tormund remarked fondly.  'I want to make love to her constantly and we shall conquer the world!' tormond declared.

'How did a mad fucker like you manage to live this long?' sandor questioned

'I'm good at killing people.' Tormond answered.