ONE SHOTSSS

Chapter 2-hogwarts

Lian: When you'll die, I'll find you in the sunset
Megan: Awh
Bucky: Awhh
Tess: Bro you'll find her in a grave
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Tess: *driving others somewhere*
Megan: Wow, Tess where did you get your driver's license?
Tess: My what?
Lian, reaching for the doorhandle: I need to get out of this fucking car
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McGonagall: You said you had nothing to do with that prank. Are you lying to me?
Tess: that depends on how you define lying
McGonagall: Well I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Tess: Reclining your body in a horizontal position.
McGonagall:
Tess:
McGonagall: Get out of my office
Tess: Absolutely
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Ginny: Guys are hot
Lian: Girls are hot too bro
Megan: Why is everyone hot?
Tess: Global warming I guess
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Megan: I love nature, but nature doesn't love me.

*later that night*

Lian: *talking to some plants and birds*
Lian: Listen you chucklefucks. You better start loving Megan or we're gonna have a problem.
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Lian: Do you have any shampoo? I ran out.
Tess: No. I don't like the way it tastes.
Lian:
Lian: You eat shampoo?
Tess: Why would I eat shampoo when I don't like the way it tastes?
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Lian: Lets play two truths and one lie
Tess: Okay, I'm slytherin, my eyes are green and I jumped off a building and crashed on top of the car while seeing if I could use Wingardium Leviosa on myself.
Lian: Haha yes but its not supposed to be that easy.
Bucky: Her eyes are blue.
Lian: You did WHAT?!
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Bucky: I regret buying you that blender.
Tess: *sipping toast with nutella from a mug*
Tess: why?
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(Lian and Megan are on a date while Tess with Bucky are babysitting their kids)
Lian: I just got text from Tess
Megan: Oh yeah, what's it say?
Lian: ,,Where does the kids usually likes to hide?"
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Bucky: Look at this rock.
Bucky: Tess gave it to me.
Tess: I threw it at you
Lian: Wow
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McGonagall: Miss Black ! What did you just hand to Miss Lavrenc?
Tess: .......A file folder.
McGonagall: And what was in the folder?
Tess: paper
McGonagall: .....And what was in the paper?
Tess: words
McGonagall: I quit
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*At Lian's and Megan's wedding*
Bucky: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!
Tess: releasing birds at wedding is romantic!
Bucky: YOU RELEASED OSTRICHES
Tess:
Tess: They're still birds
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Lian: *sighs*
Tess: bored?
Lian: yeah
Tess: ......
Tess: Wanna start a drama for no reason?
Lian:
Lian: *sighs*
Lian: Why not
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Malfoy: Someone keeps eating my yogurt!
Tess, walking in with cup of yogurt: *fake gasp* oh nooo
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Tess: I'm an idiot
Lian:
Tess:
Lian:
Tess:
Lian:
Tess:
Lian: If you're waiting for me to disagree, its going to be a long night.
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Tess: If you ever do that again, I swear I'm going to throw you out of that fucking window- what are you doing?
Bucky: checking how high the drop is to see if its worth it
Tess:
Tess: I'm done
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Megan: Whats the hardest thing for you to say?
Lian: I was wrong
Bucky: I need help
Tess: worcestershire sauce
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Lian: Did you brought eggs like I asked?
Tess: Even better!
Lian: ......What did you do?
Tess, holding up a chicken: Her name is Nugget.
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Tess: Haha you're screwed
Lian: We're in the exact same situation
Tess:
Tess:
Tess: shit
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Snape: What- are you doing?
Tess: *making a summoning circle in the slytherin common room*
Tess: You told me to satanize the slytherin common room as a punishment
Snape: I said SANATIZE
Draco: *burst out laughing*
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Bucky: what time is it?
Tess: pass me the guitar
Bucky, passing the guitar to her: ok?
Tess: *plays the guitar loudly*
Lian, shouting: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE GUITAR AT FUCKING 3 AM
Tess: 3 am
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