ONE SHOTSSS

Chapter 5- Tmr

Someone: your failing english
Lian: *you're
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Tess: fuck- my head hurts
Lian: Well, you were really drunk yesterday
Tess: What- no I wasn't
Lian, raising eyebrows: Oh really?! Don't you remember? We were trying to get to find way to our beds with the others and you picked up Chuck and said ,,Dora! I'm lost and need to borrow your map!"
Tess: damn
Minho: It was hilarious
Newt: *sighs*
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Tess: I'm going to be a criminal
Lian: I know, but why ?
Tess: *stabbing the box of cereal*
Tess, shouting: I'M CEREAL KILLER
Minho: PFFFTTT--
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Tess: sup eyebrows
Gally: I don't talk to you
Tess: huh? I mean I don't have a problem with that....
Gally: You literally destroyed my Iphone !
Tess: Ohhh, you mean this...
Lian: Wait, what happened?
Gally: She put my Iphone in the blender and said she's making Applejuice.
Lian & Minho: PFF-
Tess, laughing: I KNOW RIGHT
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Alby: apologize
Gally: 
Tess: ugh
Tess: Unfuck you or whatever
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*on the beach*

Tess: guys, just asking.....what chances are for a human to survive being with 3 sharks for idk, like 10 minutes?
Minho: Idk I bet they'd be already dead, small chances Tessy
Lian: Why 3 sharks if you're JUST asking?
Newt:
Newt:  TESS, WHERE IS GALLY-
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Lian: someone randomly gives you a bubble gum. What is your first thought?
Megan: Awh thats so kind of them!
Minho: Does my breath stinks?
Thomas: What flavor is it?
Newt: Is this some kind of prank?
Tess: Are they trying to poison me?
Lian:
Lian: Thats actually not stupid......
--------------------------------------------Random guy from WICKED: What are your names, kids?
Thomas: DON'T TELL THEM, TESS!
Tess: *inner screaming*
Minho: wow good job, Thomas
Tess: AGHHHHH--
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Megan: I love having conversations with kids. Grown ups never ask me what my third favorite reptile is
Newt: Are you sure you weren't talking to Tess, Minho or Thomas?
Tess: HEY
Minho: HEY
Thomas: HEY
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Tess: If you get bit by a shark, bite back. You'll probably still die, but the shark will be like ,,lol what"
Newt: your outlook on life is inspiring
Minho: no but actually-
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Thomas: This girl offered me a sip of her drink bc I mentioned I was thirsty..... I was not fucking expecting to take a sip of vodka cranberry at 9am
Tess: You know ,,this girl" has a name and its Tess.
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Minho: the scariest thing about having twins is being pregnant for 18 months
Tess: omg ur so right
Lian: I don't think you guys know how any of this works
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Tess: when you try to wash a spoon and it washes you back
Newt: Is that why I heard you yelling in the kitchen
Frypan, from the distance from the kitchen: WHY IS EVERYTHING WET--
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Tess: BCBXHXHJSALPAOD
Tess: ARE YOU DRUNK??
Tess: NO FUCK OFF ABSBDHDGHHSSH
Newt:
Lian:
Newt: what--
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Megan: rainbow
Lian: did you just call me gay?
Thomas: yeah this feels directed
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Thomas: a tongue has no bones
Thomas: but its strong enough to break a heart 
Megan: awh Thomas I'm so sorry for you
Minho and Tess: WHAT?!
Minho: Are you serious thats so cool!
Tess: RIGHT?! I want to try it!
Newt: NO-
Lian: wha-
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Tess: I'm gonna kill him-
Newt: Sit down. You are not murdering anyone on my watch.
Tess: Then look away.
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Gally: Hey
Tess: What?
Gally: I can't sleep
Tess: I can. Goodnight.
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Newt: ITS HIM!
Tess: Thank you mr Obvious
Newt: You're welcome ms Sarcasm
Tess: indeed, sir comeback
Newt: thank you madam Smartass
Tess: Anytime, master stop the fun
Newt: FUN?! YOU WERE BURNING DOWN THE BUILDING, TESS--
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Minho: TESS C'MON WE'RE DOING THE WATER FIGHT
Tess: hold on
Tess: just waiting for the water to boil
Minho: oh okay
Minho:
Minho: WAIT A MINUTE
Frypan: TESS GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE KITCHEN-
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Minho: we had a discussion with Tess and....
Lian: oh god- what?
Tess: we agreed on the worst thing that could happen when you got attacked by a killer
Lian: ugh, and what is it?
Tess: when the killer says some funny shit while you're playing dead
Lian:
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Lian: eyo bitch, we breakin up
The bitch: Whatever! You'll never find someone like me!
Lian: THATS THE POINT
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Lian: I met this kid in a wheelchair and he told me he keeps being bullied bc he's in a wheelchair, idk what to say to him
Tess: You should-
Newt: Tess no-
Tess: You should advice to him to stand up for himself
Lian:
Newt: for god's sake, TESS--
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Tess:
Minho:
Lian:
Newt:
Tess: You know what I want to do?
Lian: oh god-
Tess: I want to take a gorilla, put it inside a fake looking gorilla costume and set it loose inside of some building with people
Minho: OMG YES
Lian and Newt (at the same time): NO-
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Lian: do you have a peacock?
Tess: the bird?
Tess: I could get one
Lian: THE STREAMING PLATFORM
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Thomas: what is your hobby?
Tess: hunting and killing aliens
Thomas: wt- aliens doesn't exist
Tess: have you ever seen one?
Thomas: ...... No?
Tess: you're fucking welcome Thomas. You're fucking welcome.
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Thomas: Gally its your b-day next week right?
Gally: yeah
Tess: hey, are you colorblind?
Gally: wh- no?
Tess: god damn it
Tess: I wanted to get you a rubix cube
Gally:
Gally: So what will you get me?
Tess: pfff you think I'll buy you something that won't hurt or embarass you in any way?
Gally: *sighs*
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