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Chapter 8- hogwarts

Lian: Okay guys....someone randomly gives you a bubble gum. What is your first thought?
Megan: Awh thats so kind of them!
Liam: Does my breath stinks?
Bucky: What flavor is it?
Loki: Is this some kind of prank?
Tess: Are they trying to poison me?
Lian:
Lian: Thats actually not stupid.....
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Bucky: Lian what does tbh and idk mean?
Lian: To be honest, I don't know
Bucky: Ugh Tess told me the same thing. I'll go ask Liam, maybe he knows.
Lian: Seriously Buck....
--------------------------------------------Deatheater: What are your names kids?
Liam: DON'T TELL THEM, TESS!
Tess: *inner screaming*
Bucky: wow good job, Liam
Tess: AGHHHHH
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Kid Tess: Hey Moony, I'll pour two glasses of water on you and then clean the entire house, deal?
Remus: *sighs* um fine
Kid Tess: *pours one glass of water on his head*
Kid Tess: *laughs*
Kid Tess: I only poured ONE glass
Remus: OH C'MON-
Remus:
Remus: ugh you're just like your father
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*gryffindor common room*

Hermione: Can you guys recommend books that made you cry?
Bucky: potions: basics for beginners
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Megan: I love having conversations with kids. Grown ups never ask me what my third favorite reptile is
Tess: Are you sure you weren't talking to Bucky or Liam?
Bucky: HEY
Liam: HEY
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Liam: If you get bit by a shark, bite back. You'll probably still die, but the shark will be like ,,lol what"
Lian: your outlook on life is inspiring
Bucky: no but actually-
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Bucky: This girl next to me in my class offered me a sip of her drink bc I mentioned I was thirsty..... I was not fucking expecting to take a sip of vodka cranberry at 9am
Tess: You know ,,this girl" has a name and its Tess.
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Liam: the scariest thing about having twins is being pregnant for 18 months
Bucky: omg ur so right
Lian: I don't think you guys know how any of this works
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Tess: when you try to wash a spoon and it washes you back
Loki: Is that why I heard you yelling in the kitchen
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Bucky: BCBXHXHJSALPAOD
Bucky: ARE YOU DRUNK??
Bucky: NO FUCK OFF ABSBDHDGHHSSH
Liam:
Liam: dude what
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Bucky: woof woof idk
Tess: are you trying to summon Sirius or something?
Sirius: wha?
Bucky: it worked
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Megan: rainbow
Lian: did you just call me gay?
Sirius: yeah this feels directed
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Harry: a tongue has no bones
Harry: but its strong enough to break a heart 
Lian: awh Harry I'm so sorry for you
Bucky & Liam: WHAT?!
Bucky: Are you serious thats so cool!
Liam: RIGHT?! I want to try it!
Lian: LIAM, BUCKY NO-
Tess: You can call this duo just the two idiots at this point
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Liam: Grandpa I'm going on my date k?
Grandpa: Of course, have fun kid. Don't forget your wallet!
Liam: why?
Grandpa: You know the man's supposed to pay right?
Liam: He is
Grandpa: Okay then
Grandpa:
Grandpa: WAIT WHA-
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Tess: I'm gonna kill him-
Remus: Sit down. You are not murdering anyone on my watch.
Tess: Then look away.
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Professor: Are these guys bothering you Miss Black?
Tess: yes
Bucky: Wha- you know us Tessy!!
Liam: YEAH
Tess: Unfortunately
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Bucky: Hey
Tess: What?
Bucky: I can't sleep
Tess: I can. Goodnight.
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Bucky: ITS HIM!
Tess: Thank you mr Obvious
Bucky: You're welcome ms Sarcasm
Tess: indeed, sir comeback
Bucky: thank you madam Smartass
Tess: Anytime, master Dickhead
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